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    Holy FRIKKIN #&*!

    "If you and I agree all the time, then one of us is unnecessary."

    It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
    - William G. McAdoo

    Against stupidity, even the Gods contend in vain...

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    I totally knew zombies were real. Now I cant wait till I get to destroy a few hundred of them.
    A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
    ~Sima Qian

    Master pain, or pain will master you.
    ~PangQuan

    "Just do your practice. Who cares if someone else's practice is not traditional, or even fake? What does that have to do with you?"
    ~Gene "The Crotch Master" Ching

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    woh....


    thats freakin' crazy...
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    uhhhhhh huuuuuuhhhh

    Check the date at the top left of the article........

    "We had a thing to settle so I did him"
    Tamai, 43, was quoted by Police as saying.

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    *smacks self in forehead*

    nice catch.
    practice wu de


    Actually I bored everyone to death. Even Buddhist and Taoist monks fell asleep.....SPJ

    Forums are no fun if I can't mess with your head. Or your colon...
    uh-oh, I hope no one quotes me on that....Gene Ching

    I'm not Normal.... RD on his crying my b!tch left me thread

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    :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d
    "If you and I agree all the time, then one of us is unnecessary."

    It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
    - William G. McAdoo

    Against stupidity, even the Gods contend in vain...

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    lol dude
    Resistance is futile, teh Clerus is done. He awaits for the end aknowledging its presence everyday. When it comes he hopes to feel like being in the womb again.
    I am not here at the forum therefore, got nothing more to say and cannot save anyone (me included).
    I know i can resist for a good while, uknown is the value of while. Impermanence might be the only truth to life.
    Bye, peeps
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    awww. i wanted to find out if all my zombie fighting skills were good too
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    Here's another April Fools day joke article.
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4500109.stm
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    Oh yeah, I see your burrito and raise you a frog stroy

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4498281.stm
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


    People love Iron Crotch. They can't get enough Iron Crotch. We all ride the Iron Crotch for the exposure. Gene

    Find the safety flaw in the training. Rory Miller.

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    That frog story's old. I think it was Red who posted it a few days ago. Something about blowing things up with his ToadSploder chi blasts...Come on. You can do better... Hint: dig a bit into MSN's science pages. There's usually something a bit off-the-wall over there.

    edit: oops, I guess I should have read it first. That one was good...
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    This is probably the most unbelievable thing I have yet to see. It is just rediculous.

    here
    A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
    ~Sima Qian

    Master pain, or pain will master you.
    ~PangQuan

    "Just do your practice. Who cares if someone else's practice is not traditional, or even fake? What does that have to do with you?"
    ~Gene "The Crotch Master" Ching

    You know you want to click me!!

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    Zombies walk but Zombiism can be held at bay - by Gin and Tonic!
    Simon McNeil
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