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    For the metal fans

    "If you like metal you're my friend" -- Manowar

    "I am the cosmic storms, I am the tiny worms" -- Dimmu Borgir

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    haha ... i havent seen that in forever.

    that is why i tend to listen to death metal and not black metal. the black metal guys just try way to hard. not a single death metal band would qualify for that. slayer (although thrash or speed) in the 80s might come close, but not even kerry king with that god awful gauntlet thing could quite match those getups.

    you got carcass dudes, napalm dudes , and even deicide , and morbid angel dudes .... and im not saying some of them dont look a little silly, but its like comparing a slow kid to a full blown retard. not quite in the same league.
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    .... although to be fair glen benton of deicide does have an upside down cross burned into his forehead (one that was reburned when it started to fade many years later). they are still one of my favorate bands in spite of that.

    i dont think glen is trying though. i think he means it. as much as anyone can without killing a bunch of people anyway.
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    Ya, this is why punk is better
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    ROFL!

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    I saw Mudvayne last week. They ripped it up.
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    ha

    Have you guys read "Lords of Chaos"?

    Those pics are ****ing funny as ****.

    Black Metal is so ridiculous in that regards. They are the hXc equivolent of Hardliners or those SLC goofballs.

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    lol

    i agree with GDA. I only listen to death metal and/or "grindcore"
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
    haha ... i havent seen that in forever.

    that is why i tend to listen to death metal and not black metal. the black metal guys just try way to hard. not a single death metal band would qualify for that. slayer (although thrash or speed) in the 80s might come close, but not even kerry king with that god awful gauntlet thing could quite match those getups.
    I don't listen to music cuz of its image

    I listen to symphonic black metal (Dimmu Borgir, Cradle of Filth, etc.). In fact, I rather don't like the stuff that isn't symphonic, and by "symphonic" I don't just mean involving strings, but I mean well composed. A lot of the stuff that's just double bass drum rolls and fast chords doesn't sound good to me. In fact, those two bands I just mentioned, I don't like a lot of their stuff, even. For that reason, I don't like death metal, either.

    But listening to well written music is the same whether its Dimmu Borgir, Stratovarius, or Bach.

    I don't understand why they all (black metal bands) have to be satanic, tho. Shouldn't it be about the music and not the image? I don't give a crap what the lyrics are saying as long as it's good music. IMO, the voice is an instrument just like guitar or drums. I hate people who get caught up in "oh, I like that song cuz the lyrics are good." No you don't, *******. Go buy a poetry book if you like lyrics so much.

    These are the same people who don't like music if it's in a language they can't understand because they can't understand it. Freaking hippies I tell you.
    Last edited by IronFist; 05-05-2005 at 07:55 PM.
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    iron fist ...
    I don't understand why they all (black metal bands) have to be satanic
    well something beatiful was born in florida a little more than 20 years ago and then some sissys with high pitched voices perverted it.

    i hear where you are coming from on the good music though. its for this reason that i also listen to classical and dont care too much for bands like cannible corpse. the faster and heavier the better, but i still want to hear what the instruments are doing and i want more than 3 cords.

    i actually still have some dimmu in my playlist and its not something i prefer, but its not something i delete or even skip either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
    well something beatiful was born in florida a little more than 20 years ago and then some sissys with high pitched voices perverted it.
    [noob]Are you talking about metal?[/noob]

    i hear where you are coming from on the good music though. its for this reason that i also listen to classical and dont care too much for bands like cannible corpse. the faster and heavier the better, but i still want to hear what the instruments are doing and i want more than 3 cords.
    I agree, altho it can still be slow and/or not necessarilyi heavy and still be good.

    i actually still have some dimmu in my playlist and its not something i prefer, but its not something i delete or even skip either.
    Yeah, they're pretty hit or miss. I like their newer stuff more, which is what all the "real" black metal fans say is their sellout stuff. Their old stuff is just fast noise. Their new stuff is much better composed.
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    . . . as much as I hate hippies, black metal/death metal just isn't my bag.

    Give me some punk, rock, trip hop, and I'm golden.

    But, anyone with 10-inch spikes in their leather gauntlets can't be all bad.

    They can suck horribly, though.
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    I was recently given burns of the Black Sabbath box set. It's basically remastered versions of every album Ozzy did with the band. The first five or so are basically perfect in every way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chang Style Novice
    I was recently given burns of the Black Sabbath box set. It's basically remastered versions of every album Ozzy did with the band. The first five or so are basically perfect in every way.
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    black sabbath is horrible IMO. i love to hate black metal. some of it is good most of it is ridiculous because each band tries to be more evil then the last or more satanic then the last one. nothing can be really more evil then the guys from emporer and early mayhem. isnt emperor forbidden to leave the country cause all them have warrents on themselves for burning down churches? i know the drummer killed his gay lover for some reason or another. black metal is too crazy.
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