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    How a light saber works

    Here.

    Hehe
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    WOW.

    Cool link.


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    Hilarious. I especially like the cigarette lighter app.
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    hmm i thought it was one crystal not 3. :dunno:
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    If you start to actually care about whether a 'real' lightsaber takes 1 or 3 batteries, it's time to chop off your package and donate it to science cuz you won't be needing it anymore.
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    Some folks have alot of free time on their hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chang Style Novice
    If you start to actually care about whether a 'real' lightsaber takes 1 or 3 batteries, it's time to chop off your package and donate it to science cuz you won't be needing it anymore.
    It doesn't take batteries. *Everybody* knows that a real lightsabre is actually a plasma generator with a magnetic 'bottle' to contain the power. They don't pass through one another because they're the same polarity.

    What a dumb article.
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    A lightsaber is like a sword on steroids. Cutting through any human limb -- even an entire torso -- is trivial. It's like cutting through a banana with a machete.
    Who the hell needs chi when you have a lightsaber?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ewallace
    Who the hell needs chi when you have a lightsaber?
    Duh! Because you can't use a lighsaber without chi. Everyone knows that.
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    AND, yea, a good bit of it is about whether you can fight with what you know...kinda all of it is about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Pen
    Duh! Because you can't use a lighsaber without chi. Everyone knows that.
    Is a lighsaber the Shaolin Do version of a lightsaber?
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    Does Shaolin Do Teach Lightsaber?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Royal Dragon
    Does Shaolin Do Teach Lightsaber?
    Duh. There's like 150 forms using the lighsaber.
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    those of us with street cred have no need for lightsabers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ewallace
    Duh. There's like 150 forms using the lighsaber.
    Actually....

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    Quote Originally Posted by SevenStar
    those of us with street cred have no need for lightsabers.

    yeah but according to NP you're still in the negative so you still need one

    me im from white suburbia we cant have street cred.
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    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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