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    Ten things Women don't want to see at the gym...

    10. Spandex tight short shorts on a not-so-tight body
    9. Dripping sweat stains on the machine you are about to use
    8. Plumber's crack
    7. Two meatheads coming out of a foggy sauna when the sauna is turned off
    6. A big musclehead breathing and moaning really loud as he stares at you when he does his reps
    5. A very happy and excited muscle man staring at you intently doing dead lifts or butt blaster
    4. The same guy asking to join in your workout
    3. Sweat-soaked towel left on top of the free weight you wanted to grab
    2. Pungent perfume or cologne smell mixed with sweat
    1. Yellowish water in the pool
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    I'm a guy and I don't want to see any of those things either!!!
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    Last edited by stubbs; 03-18-2011 at 02:08 PM.

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    Ditto!!
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    Like this world of dust

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    Eww!

    That's why I go to an all-female gym....

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    Well Becca, stop hanging around Sevenstar's gym and you will not be subjected to his nasty habits.
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    hey, I resemble that remark!!
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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    Seven's street cred = -1;
    Your intelligence is surpassed only by your ignorance.

    You are more likely to fall down the stairs and break your neck if you live in a house with stairs. You are more likely to be in a car accident if you drive to work. You are more likely to be kicked in the nuts or punched in the nose if you practicing the martial arts. - Judge Pen

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFu Krissy
    That's why I go to an all-female gym....
    Can I come?!

    Er, welcome to KFM
    Last edited by Mr Punch; 05-19-2005 at 06:49 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Becca
    10. Spandex tight short shorts on a not-so-tight body
    9. Dripping sweat stains on the machine you are about to use
    8. Plumber's crack
    7. Two meatheads coming out of a foggy sauna when the sauna is turned off
    6. A big musclehead breathing and moaning really loud as he stares at you when he does his reps
    5. A very happy and excited muscle man staring at you intently doing dead lifts or butt blaster
    4. The same guy asking to join in your workout
    3. Sweat-soaked towel left on top of the free weight you wanted to grab
    2. Pungent perfume or cologne smell mixed with sweat
    1. Yellowish water in the pool

    Well here's 10 things men don't want to see either, just so we have some yang with that yin.

    10.Spandex tight short shorts on a not-so-tight body
    9.Dripping sweat stains on the machine you are about to use
    8.Plumber's crack
    7.Two meatheads coming out of a foggy sauna when the sauna is turned off
    6.A big fat woman breathing and moaning really loud as she stares at you when she does her yoga
    5.A very happy and excited fat man with pizza stains on his shirt staring at you intently doing dead lifts or butt blaster, same for some weird ass chick doing it too.
    4.The same guy or girl asking to join in your workout
    3.Sweat-soaked towel left anywhere in the gym
    2.Pungent perfume or cologne smell mixed with sweat (particularly strong ones like obsession or other beaver ball based oily crap)
    1.Racing striped underwear on the shower floor, hairs floating in the hottub.
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    You know what I hate?

    1. Chicks that workout in full make-up.

    2. Chicks that stand around and try to talk to you while you are working out.
    Last edited by MasterKiller; 05-19-2005 at 09:01 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mat
    Can I come?!

    Er, welcome to KFM
    Thanks for the welcome! And sure, you can come to my gym...but a lot of the things from David Jamieson's list go on there. (eww) When I first joined I was taken on a tour. While being shown the locker room/changing area, this 70+ year old woman came out of the shower butt naked. I was pretty traumatized and almost didn't join because of it! (I haven't seen anything like that again, thankfully)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller
    You know what I hate?

    1. Chicks that workout in full make-up.

    2. Chicks that stand around and try to talk to you while you are working out.
    LOL! I personnally find the first one amusing... 'Specially when they try to bat thier eyes at some hottie and can't 'cause thier mascara has glued thier eyelashes together... And it isn't just women guilty of trying to talk to you while you are working out...
    Quote Originally Posted by Oso View Post
    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it

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    silly women vs men topics
    such silly discussions

    you women really suck
    men are the coolest and smartest
    Resistance is futile, teh Clerus is done. He awaits for the end aknowledging its presence everyday. When it comes he hopes to feel like being in the womb again.
    I am not here at the forum therefore, got nothing more to say and cannot save anyone (me included).
    I know i can resist for a good while, uknown is the value of while. Impermanence might be the only truth to life.
    Bye, peeps
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    Quote Originally Posted by BibitClerus
    silly women vs men topics
    such silly discussions

    you women really suck
    men are the coolest and smartest
    I guess you can't see the irony in your own post, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KungFu Krissy
    I guess you can't see the irony in your own post, huh?
    it was totally intentional
    Resistance is futile, teh Clerus is done. He awaits for the end aknowledging its presence everyday. When it comes he hopes to feel like being in the womb again.
    I am not here at the forum therefore, got nothing more to say and cannot save anyone (me included).
    I know i can resist for a good while, uknown is the value of while. Impermanence might be the only truth to life.
    Bye, peeps
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