How would you fight this guy?

[Mr Punch]

ok im 16 guys im 6'4'' and im 200lbs I have been in martial arts my whole life and i usualy cary around 2 knives and some throwing objects anyways one at a time thats how you take out these guys. Trust me I dont care who you are, ware you have been how old you are, how much you can bench, how many friends you got or what gang your in. i bet anyone who has taken MA as long as I have can take everyone of these guys down no problem. The trick is you can be slick and use gorilla tactics or you keep disabling parts of their body every time the next one runs at you. This is were akido, shotokan and most kung fus come in handy. Im sorry to say but any of you Judo guys are screwd because say you get one of these guys down and in a arm bark the rest of them will start kickin the crap out of you... literaly. but my advice if you are faced with this many people dont think that you are the ONLY highlander you run your ass off unless you got a few of your MA buddys with you. (the majority of my friends are into martial arts like me so as long as I have 2 of my MA buddys with me im more than positive we could handle a few pipsqueeks like them.

Oh yah see the guy in the front the minute he looked down to draw his gun I would have already had it in my hand telling them to give me there lunch money. use your surroundings guys if you see one of them with a knife or gun there your main priority. again only do this if you are skilled with weaponry tactics and gun deffense tactics.

If you study preasure points like I do there are MANY MANY MANY!!!! ways to disarm a gun without even touching the person there are MANY MANY MANY!!! ways to take the gun by hiting specific parts of the body releasing the hand. people think specificly on the hand has to be tight what happens if i snap kicked his head, kumatay to the groin, palm heal to the face, elbow rupture to his forearm, released the trigger casing while safely have an inside perimiter away from the gun direction. There are so many things you can do If taught correctly its not just his hand forearm, elbow, shoulder, nee if you cause pain in the right place your grip will become weak to focus on the area you were hit leaving the hand open fore a disarm. Like I said you have to know what your doing.

So. How would ya?! Huh?!

[Shaolin]

By never meeting him. Win win situation.

[Mikkyou]

I would use porn magazines,acne cream an italian grandma that should defeat him.

[Mr Punch]

I would use porn magazines,acne cream an italian grandma that should defeat him.

Together?!

It may take a while to erase that image from my mind!

[Rokto_Obotar]

That may be the worst combo of sex items ive ever imagined together!

[Mr Punch]

Yeah, but I've heard the grandma is HOT!

[Mikkyou]

Well I would use the porn magazines as a lure as he enters I would spray the acne cream on him and he would be so amazed by his sudden smooth skin that the element of the surprise of the Italian grandmother smacking him with a rolling pin and telling him to get a life

[Rokto_Obotar]

Mat you are a punk my friend

[TenTigers]

I'd wake him up-because he's dreaming and give him Lots of fiber-it is obvious that he is full of ****.
has anyone even taken the time to realise that if you are 6'4" and 200lbs-you are NOT big, you are bordering on scrawny. Now, 5'9" at 200lbs is JACKED!

[MaxwellUppercut]

Yeah that guy seems like a fool to me, also he seems like the type of guy who will end up dead through stupidity and over confidence, i have very little respect for someone who talks like that.

[kempo_jujutsu]

us judo/jujutsu guys have alot more options available to us than just ne waza (thats groundfighting if you didnt know) i think it is a sad mistake to make such assumptions about people and to generalize to that extent. but then...you are only 16. i hope you don't seriously think that we would roll around on the ground with someone on the street....but there are ways to get back to your feet. but to be honest with you...the only time i would fight on the ground is if i happened to be there when attacked...fell, or got taken down. THAT is why we learn groundfighting. not because we want to roll around on broken beer bottles and hypodermic needles with angry drunken crack fiends in the middle of the night in a strange dark place.

you sound like just another "pipsqueak" if you ask me, you would take his gun and take his milkmoney....becoming the bully yourself? and you've been studying martial arts for how long?

i also think its kind of stupid to think you could take anyone down "no problem" or to rely on your buddies to help get you out of a sticky situation...what if they arent there? chances are when you are attacked, you will be alone, tired, weak, sick, anything but comfortable in the daylight in the school parking lot with all your friends there to back you up. or..what if you're just not as tough as you think you are?

if faced with a real gun...youd probably **** yourself before you got to attack any of those pressure points, or snap kicked him in the head...come on...im positive his trigger finger is faster than your leg. and the number one rule for disarming a gun is (providing you somehow got into that situation in the first place) controlling the muzzle of the gun.(that way you wont get shot when it goes off) you won't have time to do anything fancy, or any long range moves...youd probably be better off just giving the guy your wallet.

disarming someone without touching them?.....please...

and do you really think in a real multiple attacker situation they will all rush you one at a time? truth be told, if three guys jumped you....you will get your ass handed to you directly.

also, i would definately not advise moving to the inside peramiter of a gun, as...he will just turn it and shoot you, whereas if you can get to his outside, he will have a much harder time...which may just give you those precious seconds you need...

[Cranestyle]

i would get the jump on him like a ninja, owing to him having his head up his ass and not being able to see me.
or throw a bannana behind him to combat his 'gorilla' tactics, and when he turns around to get it hit him in 36 dastardly shotokido pressure points disabling his left ear, right foot and both testicles.
i would be a bit scared though because i have never faced anyone who can NEE people. If he's got the power of those knights in that monty python film i would be f*cked.

peace

[MaxwellUppercut]

Well if i had to face even one of those guys, the last thing i would want to do would be fight them, those guys are huge, anyone who thinks they can take someone that size down no problem is a complete idiot, unless your some kind of martial arts master, but there arent many of them around, espeacilly at the age of 16. I would say you would have one strike and if that didnt work, your dead. But one on one i would shoot for there ankle, take them to the the ground, climb on top of him and pray to god!

[Scott R. Brown]

You guys all think you are know-it-alls and just can't take advice from a 16 year old that has far greater skill and wisdom than you!!

I AM 5’9”, 200#!! I have ONLY been training for 30 years!! I have ONLY studied nearly a dozen arts!!! BUT, I haven’t trained my WHOLE life and I don’t CARRY TWO knives or any throwing implements!!

I DO have the humility to know a true master when I see one though and this kid is the REAL DEAL!!! I am glad to know true masters still exist! I have finally been shown the light and I am not afraid to admit it!! This is the guy I want in front of me from now on!! I’ll be right behind him all the way!! I have been longing for years to see such a master in action!! I hope he can fly too like in “Crouching Tiger”! That would be totally cool!! I wonder if he knows the Buddha palm from "Shaolin Hustle" or that five fingers of death move from “Kill Bill”!! I hope I can learn that stuff from him so I can be invincible and won’t have to pee my pants every time I am harassed by 5 hulking vatos with machine guns!!

And I’ll be happy to take him to the morgue after he has learned the hard way he is NOT a tough guy!!

[Fajing]

Holy sh*t Batman! This kid's an idiot! Not only is he retarded for saying he's studied his whole life, which isn't much if he's 16, but his writing skills are ridiculous. He's most likely a thug attempting to misdirect people, hence giving him the upper hand on the street. Go smoke another fatty, *******sssss!