I accidently smashed a porsline/glass lamp in my bedroom. So I bought a new one, exactly like the first. I smashed that one too. So I got another one. That one lasted about a year. So now I don't bother to buy a new lamp so there's just a lightbulb hanging from the roof. It's been like that for 2 years I think.
All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.
"Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"
"Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?."