True Mastery Approacheth (Way of Judo Katana Jitsu)

[Mega_Fist]

Right, now I'm not saying I'm unlucky, but if I fell into a barrell of ti ts I'd come out sucking my own thumb.

[Mega_Fist]

Don't be a sado.

[@PLUGO]

The gag's getting old Mega_fist. You'll have to try harder. Littering the board with these links isn't going to gain you any firends either . . .

[pops]

A judo grandmaster title is not used or given out; the highest title is master or shihan.Grandmaster was reserved for the founder Kano.I have studied judo and kozen judo in japan and in Canada for the past 15 years.Please correct me if I am wrong I am also a senseiof judo.Pops

[Wong Fei Hong]

pops, grandmaster andy takeshi is the reincarnation of jigoro kano, when kano died he left a pubic hair for dna testing and also a will stating that he will be reborn.When they found andy takeshis 19-xth dna chromosome making andy a transe.xual they realised that he immediately was the chosen one so they performed a pubic hair transplant and takeshi turned into a normal man, thats when they gave him the name of the grandmaster.

[Mega_Fist]

I tend to spend 5-6 hours a day on this forum (8-9 at weekends) so do not talk to me about being a neewbie!

[bodhitree]

if you spend that much time here, when do you have time to read the classics?

[Mega_Fist]

The other time in the day.

[bodhitree]

I consider KFM.com the classics myself, so I don't read any of that other crap.

[Mega_Fist]

Well that's just sad mate. I think someone needs to get out more.

My favourite stance is eagle. What is everyone else's topmeister?

[bodhitree]

My favorite stance is Dolphin.

[Anarchangel]

Hmm, I was just pondering what life might be like if Mega_Fist killed himself.

Ahh, silence.


Mark.

[red5angel]

i get the feeling this grand master andy dude is just gonna be mega fist with a different account...

what every happened to red5angel....hmmmmm....hehe

Awesome! Are ya missin' me pangquan?

[bodhitree]

I think mega would kick all of our asses at once, even if we had Judo katanas, he would drop into a judo eagle stance, it would be over.

[Super Foot1]

You know in reality and seriousness, I've heard there is "Duck" style. Who's to say this guys not legit?

Reguardless, Mega Fist and Red5 are the guys that made me sign up for this forum. They are friggin hilarious.