True Mastery Approacheth (Way of Judo Katana Jitsu)

[bodhitree]

You don't remember giving me all that in my dream? I have a video clip here
http://www.headstompdancetogeyeshi.c...aito/2463/clip

now do you remember

[bodhitree]

Bodhitree is my real name,
my parents gave it to me because they knew i had true tiger spiritual energy inside.

[Andrew Brookman]

Bodhitree is my real name,
my parents gave it to me because they knew i had true tiger spiritual energy inside.

This reminds me of a time last week when I had to demonstrate my inner power:

I was walking down King's Parade admiring the cultured buildings, when I came across 12 loserz beating up some fit babes. I walked over to them and one of them said to me, "You need to hold it down Jack, put your phone back". I replied "Why on earth are you calling me Jack?". He replied "Taste a panda's ass". This insult was too much to take, so I used my Mega_Judo techniques and managed to beat up all 10 of them. Afterwards I had sex with every fit babe whilst discussing intellectual subject matter, such as the undiscovered works of Wilhelm Friedmann Bach.

This proves that I have true tiger spiritual energy. Also, bodhitree you need to grow up and get a real name - maybe you should turn over a new leaf.

[Andrew Brookman]

Are there any other English members on the forum, as I usually find that fellow Englishman are by far the most cultured and intelligent members of the human race. This is because of our stiff upper lip, tea-drinking and gentlemanly conduct.

So, a shout out to the English ladz!

[stubbs]

Good afternoon.

*sips tea*

[Mega_Fist]

I wish I was you Sensei- You are so brave! I mean most people (not me) but like most people (like bodhitree probz) would have run away from the lozers screaming. I would have like wasted them using a nunchaku or something.

Also I met a fit babe and she said I was cool.

[Mega_Fist]

Yeah enlgish is wicked. I heard that kung fu actually comes from England like aaaaages ago originally. If you don't believe me btw everyone then I recommend you read this

http://ejmas.com/jwma/articles/2003/...herty_0503.htm

It's like when those people refused to accept that Wing Chun came out of Judo.

[bodhitree]

I thought the english race came from Judo??? correct me if I'm incorrect.

[David Jamieson]

england, land of twats and ponces. Shag off you radishes, go get your own teabagging forum.

signed
mary queen of scots

[Wong Ying Home]

And all the from a man who calls himself the queen of scots ! Sounds like your allready versed in tea bagging

[bodhitree]

From Family Guy

When the 'drunken clam' turned into a British bar
"the only British idiom i know is that a cigarette is called a f@g"-Cleveland

"We better get out of this bar, theres a whole bunch of cigarettes here"-Peter

[bodhitree]

wasn't this just a seperate thread? I'm confused????

[Andrew Brookman]

england, land of twats and ponces. Shag off you radishes, go get your own teabagging forum.

signed
mary queen of scots

Hah, take your racism somewhere else - I'm sure the administrator of the forum would not tolerate this. If I wanted I could be completely racist against Americans by saying they're mostly fat and unintelligent, but I don't. That self-control makes me a non-racist.

Here's a famous quote by Chingamy Yip: "Racism is not of the essence of the true tiger. To see through this you must open your eyes not just to yourself but also the tiniest splinters in the wood of the mind"

I hope this helps solve this racism dilemma.

[Andrew Brookman]

wasn't this just a seperate thread? I'm confused????

Hmm, every time you post in a thread it joins into another - weird!

[bodhitree]

THis used to be a seperate topic you british 'catcher' boy. Go fold a tea towel.