True Mastery Approacheth (Way of Judo Katana Jitsu)

**Mortal1** · 10-13-2005, 09:46 AM

That was your best work yet.

No I don't have "The master" on tape. I wish I did though. Remember the one when Sho Kasugi destroyed that hick bar. At the end he jumps up and takes out the ceiling beam and it all collapses. I bet Grandmaster Andy could do that easily with judo Katana in hand and a diet coke in the other.

**brothernumber9** · 10-13-2005, 09:58 AM

does JudoGrandmasterAndy know mexican Judo? or even mexican Judo Katana?

**Mega_Fist** · 10-17-2005, 12:39 AM

I think most of you are just jealous that I'm soon going to Ashida Kim's Ninja camp in Florida.

**ThaiMantis** · 10-17-2005, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by Scott R. Brown

Come on guys!!

This guy is one of the most clever posters I have ever seen! I admire his creativity and originality! He clearly has the sense of humor of a Brit! He has not once gotten angry or abusive in response to some of the flaming he has recieved. That makes him far superior to most of those who took his game seriously in my book!

Who cares what his age is, he is smarter and more clever than most who post on these boards and many who have responded to him. He is well read and totally off the wall!! He is doing no harm and is clearly very entertaining! He should write for some televsion show in my book!

Some people need to get a sense of humor!!!

agreed. megafist is one of the funniest trolls i've seen for a while. most amusing. and he has all of you right where he wants you.

once again i salute you sir.

**Mega_Fist** · 10-19-2005, 12:52 PM

Right, how long can you dudez meditate for? If less than 4 hours then don't even bother talking to me. I ONLY read poetry written in the 19th Century so I hope that demonstrates that I'm clever and specific.

**Mega_Fist** · 10-22-2005, 03:59 AM

Right, seeing as none of you are brave enough to reply I thought I would tell you what happened last night.

I was in a club playing snooker with the boyz when some guy came over and he was like "oi lozer, you reckon you're hard mate?", I said to him "I have the wisdom of a shepherd looking after his sheep in the meadows of spiritual". He then tried to punch me but I jumped in the air and it went into slow-motion like in the matrix and I kicked him.

After that I got the nickname in this club "BadBoiBruiser"

**thothor** · 10-22-2005, 07:30 AM

The guy who posted this is at best 20, has no clue, and does not really deserve a response. But i cannot help myself.

My friend, I can assure you, that if a challenge was answered, you're chances would be slim.

Try walking into a kung fu school/dojo and see how you go.

I bet you don't.

But who am I to criticize the enthusiasm of youth.

**Mega_Fist** · 10-22-2005, 08:31 AM

For your information about 6 months ago I went into a kung fu dojo and challenged the sensei. He was a master of Taichijutsu. I attacked him with a flying kick and won.

Looks like the joke's on you my friend. Be careful who you insult.

**bodhitree** · 10-22-2005, 08:34 AM

was it a judo flying kick

**Andrew Brookman** · 10-22-2005, 10:22 AM

This reminds me of that time they threw me out of church for doing a judo flying kick. Essentially the background behind the story is that I was the only one who wasn't a Christian there, as I obviously believe in the essence of the true mega tiger spiritual fighter. This is my story, told in the style of a fairy tale for some reason.

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Daniel's Chapel A.M.E. Zion Church. I called one of the deacons a *vulgar word*. Reverend Henry E. Miller preached about my vulgar language, he told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth. For the second time, I told the preacher to *vulgar word* off. I also told Reverend Henry E. Miller to suck a male camel's *vulgar word*. He got so tired of my *vulgar word*, he told one of the deacons to throw me out. He then escorted me to the door.
When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a 2 x 4, I went up to the pulpit and clocked the preacher in the head using my judo flying kick. He fell to the floor unconscious. Suddenly, the police was called on me. I then ran out of the church with a grin on my face being chased after by the cops.

"Five men with bizarre grins can never overcome the mega tiger face"

**Mega_Fist** · 10-23-2005, 03:17 AM

WOW, you are so brave. You must have TRUE spirituality. Where did you learn these bravery skillz? I know that John Takeshi used to teach seminars called "Judo bravery and tiger-spiritual techniqes". I'd love to learn bravery techniques, could you teach me?

Trivia- talking of which Ashida Kim's favourite band is "The Bravery" which he hopes to tour with.

**Wong Fei Hong** · 10-23-2005, 10:15 PM

I just came across this post i havent had so much fun since ralek/rolls was online, is he megafist ???!? Has he returned

And if megafist ISNT ROLLS/RALEK I WANT ROLLS/RALEK To come and uphold his title of master troll, because people have started to say megafist is a superior troll.

If megafist is ralek then i gotta put an entry in wikipedia lol he deserves some sort of recognition after all this time.

Megafister do you think your judo katana is superior to the technique of penor wakizashi ?? Most people only know tanto dong, but i was personally instructed in penor wakizashi by sifus mr marcus & lexington steele. Do you think your shmifu andy could compare to my 1337 technique ???

**Mega_Fist** · 10-24-2005, 03:10 AM

Sad sad sad... people accuse me of being a troll, a mullet-fish, they call me "fatty fatty bang bang", they claim my sensei has no skillz.

All I am is a brave man- someone brave enough to stand up to the anti-true spirituality of this forum. Someone brave enough to reveal the true skillz, the real philisophy, the true Judo.

Me a troll? No. All I am is a brave young man with a dream; a dream that one day the intolerances and racism against Takeshi Judo will stop for good.

**bodhitree** · 10-25-2005, 08:56 AM

megafist,
i was just enlightened! Judo master Andy came to me in a meditative state, When i came out of my trance i was attaced by ninjas, probably 12 or 13 of them. I picked one up, and spun him aroun knocking the rest down, then master Andy's voice came into my head, and i knew the deadly Judo head stomping dance!

Unbelievable, but true. I'm a good bloke now.

**Andrew Brookman** · 10-29-2005, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by bodhitree

megafist,
i was just enlightened! Judo master Andy came to me in a meditative state, When i came out of my trance i was attaced by ninjas, probably 12 or 13 of them. I picked one up, and spun him aroun knocking the rest down, then master Andy's voice came into my head, and i knew the deadly Judo head stomping dance!

Unbelievable, but true. I'm a good bloke now.

Now listen up "bodhitree" (if that is your real name, which I very much doubt), I know that I did not come to you in a meditative state - secondly by looking at your previous posts I can deduce that you do not have the true mega-tiger spiritual able to master the Judo head stomping dance (ずかずかと歩くダンスの先頭に立ちなさい). Thirdly, you can only be a "good bloke" by following the following advice: "Never look an elephant in the eye, for if it sees you clearly, the tiger shall pounce upon you and rip you to shreds. Beware the true tiger spiritual because although one must achieve it, until then you must avoid it at all costs. You may ride the monkey, but do not jump onto a dragon."

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