Happy birthday!
You know you guys all share the same birthday!? If you live anywhere near each other you should have a party after training, drink some beer and get laid!
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Happy Bday Xebsball, Volcano Admim, Bibit Clerus, Marcos-XB!
Happy birthday!
You know you guys all share the same birthday!? If you live anywhere near each other you should have a party after training, drink some beer and get laid!
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BIRTHDAY SEASON!
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HAAAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
ya alchoholic Brazilian *******
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wow lots of people must **** in january.
not that i wanted to give anyone the image of their parents having loud sweaty sex or anything.
happy birthday guys.
where's my beer?
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Happy birthday Xebby, may you live long and die like Orville Redenbacher, the King of Popcorn... doing the monkey dance with two chicks in a hot tub and having a heart-attack.
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have fun
really
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thanx guys
really thanxs for all
but it aint my birthday if everything goes great, right?
on the night before it the girl who was my girlfriend-wannabe who lives far away
told me she wont be able to meet me anymore
and that all is impossible for us because of the distance
said that "its not that i dont like you or dont think you are good enough, i just have my feet on the ground about this"
and on monday she said she had her head busy yet happy at the same time, about something that happened at her uni on last friday and on monday too
but she couldnt tell me what it was
you can try and pick guesses, buddies...
well i went to bed near midnight on the 27th, midnight comes and by accident a friend calls me saying "YOU GOT ****ED YOU GOT ****ED YOU GOT ****ED LOL! LOL!" what he was trying to say was "You got ****ed, another year completed" or something
but I was crying in bed thinking of the girl I seem to have lost... and so that "you got ****ed" was not sounding at its best...
on my birthday I went on feeling down, and I felt like punching a chick from uni when she told me "GOOOOOD MORNING, MARCOS!!!"
I started feeling better in the afternoon, when i drank
I drank and talked to some other girls, and I thought I had a way to meet one at a concert, only to find out later I have test on the next day and can not possibly miss it
I know you all envy this beautiful life of mine, dont you all
...
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i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.
-Charles Manson
I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.
- Shonie Carter
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yeah man, i rock hard
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lol yea right dude. i bet you get more brazilian tail than a porta potty at the beach.
"better to reside in hell knowing the truth than to be blissfully ignorant in heaven."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."- Doug Adams
I dare you to make less sense!
"Freeze?! You know if i drop the tooth fairy i'm only gettin' started mother****er!"
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
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First you get good, then you get fast, then you get good and fast.
I'm a weirgin
lolfl porta potty
hey! that movie is sweet
that kid is so creative inventinga new word "Redrum"
he will be very happy with his new dad
hey guys...
I can feel it!
Its tonite!
Its gonna happen!!
Nah, just kidding yall
muahahahahahaha
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