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  1. 10-07-2005, 12:43 PM #1
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    Smile Animal Kung Fu

    We all have heard of animal styles of kung-fu, monkey, tiger, eagle, crane.
    this is just for fun, what animal style would you create given the chance?
    and what would be it's characteristics.

    I would make bull kung fu, based around planting firmly in stances, using
    a lot of shoulder checks and pushes, power more then grace, and maybe
    a double knife weapon addition for the horns. however I could only fight
    people wearing red. and training would involve eating a lot of grass and standing
    very still.

    this is for fun, so be as slapstick as you want.
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    greenage 420.............

    you already HAVE invented Bull Kung FU...........LMAO
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    way to dodge the question, earth dragon...very illusive
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  4. 10-07-2005, 02:27 PM #4
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    Raven style.

    would look like a cross between snake, eagle, and crane most likely.

    The raven is my totem animal according to my native background. Not to mention ravens are the smartest common bird, naturally they own.
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  5. 10-07-2005, 02:36 PM #5
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    I like PangQuan's idea about Raven Style. I love ravens for their intelligence, ingenuity, and sometimes cantankerous attitude.

    For me it would be the fossa. It is a little known animal native to Madigascar. It looks kind of like a cross between a weasel and a cat. It is aggressive, mean, and very quick. A great kung fu style could be developed from this animal.
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  6. 10-07-2005, 02:41 PM #6
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    I really like the idea of a raven kung-fu
    I honestly have never heard of a fossa, but it sounds like a wolverine.
    or ferret ethier would be cool.

    I picked the bull because i'm a taurus. my other choice was a pig, far east zodiac
    I really wouldn't know what a pig could do to hurt someone other then sit on them
    or transmit a disease by being eaten.
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  7. 10-07-2005, 05:15 PM #7
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    then its settled. I will create raven kung fu. wait about 10 years...
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  8. 10-07-2005, 05:39 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by PangQuan
    then its settled. I will create raven kung fu. wait about 10 years...
    You gotta cut down that 10 years. I'm much too impatient to wait that long. In one year you will have a kicka_ _ system.
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  9. 10-07-2005, 05:53 PM #9
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  10. 10-07-2005, 08:02 PM #10
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  11. 10-07-2005, 08:23 PM #11
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    I already have Infinite Monkey Boxing so I'll add:

    Lemming Style - whatever your opponent throw you throw the same technique back at him

    Meercat Style - you train your buddies to keep an eye out for trouble and watch your back

    Turtle Style - a combination of Iron Body and Tai Chi
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  12. 10-08-2005, 01:33 AM #12
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    I'd create judo fish style. This guy bodhitree keeps talking about fish which got me thinking- the way fish toss and turn and swim. If, using my psychology, I could create a system that was both philosophical and spiritual then I could make the fish style.
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    Pig style. Did you know that a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
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  14. 10-08-2005, 03:46 AM #14
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    Well there has to be some trade-off for being a pig.

    I mean talk about good news / bad news.

    I would have said bear style but then I found out that Baji already has it. Now I just want to learn Baji.
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  15. 10-08-2005, 05:37 AM #15
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    How did YOU know that, Ben?
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