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Thread: Ultimate Force 'starring' Cro Cop.

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    Ultimate Force 'starring' Cro Cop.

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    tempted.

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    *puts dvd back on shelf and quietly backs away*
    'In the woods there is always a sound...In the city aways a reflection.'

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    too funny.

    Is he better that Dolph Lundgren? How about Ahnold? Chuck?
    They don't have any acting talent either.

    It's not uncommon to see lack of acting talent in action/adventure type movies.
    Usually this is due to the lack of dialogue or emotion recquired from any of the players. generally direction is something along the lines of:

    "ok, hold this gun, pull teh trigger, scream "arrrgghhhh" and empty teh clip towards the squibs on that wall over there"

    "ok, but what about...."

    "we'll atke care of that in post production"

    et voila, you have an action adventure that will thrill everyone who sees it!

    Unless of course TC media made the flick with Billy Blanks. In which case, how bad could a cro-cop movie be? lol, just ribbing you tcmedia folks but dang, that was a terrible terrible movie and you should really have it recalled and NEVER EVER do that again.

    thank you, that is all
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    While TCMedia sort of put their name on it, I think the mistake was in not having more control.

    Imagine what kind of movie Gene & I might'a made with that budget!!!


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    DS & G~ Starring in:

    BSL vs the spaghetti eating guy at the burning man

    Now that would be interesting, a little art housey, but still better than blanks in vinyl jumping around a refinery.
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    Quote Originally Posted by David Jamieson
    Is he better that Dolph Lundgren? How about Ahnold? Chuck?
    They don't have any acting talent either.
    Couldn't really see any acting talent to be able to judge.

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ
    "ok, hold this gun, pull teh trigger, scream "arrrgghhhh" and empty teh clip towards the squibs on that wall over there"

    "ok, but what about...."
    That sounds a bit involved for this production!

    You knwo some movies are so bad they're funny... or even so bad they're good...? This movie was so bad it was bad.

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    I'd watch it. wouldn't go all out to get my hands on it though. I wouldn't like, kill for it.
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