Right GDA. They had me "helping" my wife but I thought it was just practice. I thought if it was really go time then they would have me in some scrubs instead of my black leather jacket. Wrong! Yeah they don't tell you about all the pudding and junk that goes along with child birth. I almost passed out but one of my friends called at that moment and snapped me out of it.
Advice: Don't crack jokes to take your wifes mind off of her labor pains.
Advice: Don't answer the phone during childbirth.
Advice: When looking at the gizmo that measures the contractions don't ask if she felt that last one that spiked the readouts.