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  1. #31
    Right GDA. They had me "helping" my wife but I thought it was just practice. I thought if it was really go time then they would have me in some scrubs instead of my black leather jacket. Wrong! Yeah they don't tell you about all the pudding and junk that goes along with child birth. I almost passed out but one of my friends called at that moment and snapped me out of it.

    Advice: Don't crack jokes to take your wifes mind off of her labor pains.
    Advice: Don't answer the phone during childbirth.
    Advice: When looking at the gizmo that measures the contractions don't ask if she felt that last one that spiked the readouts.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

    DM


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    Yes, congratulations Sevenstar!

    Some other considerations GDA and Rogue:

    - Don't tell your wife to "remember her breathing" (lamaz classes).

    - If you're going to let her hold your hand through it, make SURE you are NOT wearing a ring as it will cut down to the bone of your finger. Think she's not strong enough to do that? Think again.

    - Don't talk about the weather. Speak when spoken to.

    - Don't ask, "How's it going?" She's being torn to shreds. How do you think it is going?

    - Don't sigh (she'll think you're bored).

    - Don't tell her how tired you are.

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    Joe Doe and seven star,

    Congrats guys, joe my wife is going to spit it out late Jan near the new year!!

    So many people having Babies, LOL KFO Baby Boom!!

    Mini FT

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    we will rule the world.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fiercest tiger
    Joe Doe and seven star,

    Congrats guys, joe my wife is going to spit it out late Jan near the new year!!

    So many people having Babies, LOL KFO Baby Boom!!

    Mini FT
    Hi FT. Congratulations. It is all good, despite the lack of sleep
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    happy bebe dude!
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Judge Pen
    Congrats man. That's quite the accomplishment to know that you can actually make stuff with your sperm.

    yeah, apparently I'm pretty good at it - Just ask joedoe's woman...
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  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by FatherDog
    Congrats, 7. Are you naming this one Cell or Vegeta?

    coincidentally, I had thought about kineda, akira, hiro, spike, sanosuke and ichimaru, but she wasn't havin it. I'm a big highlander fan, and duncan means "dark warrior", so I opted for it, which she was against. I picked up a baby name book, and donovan has the same meaning. She liked that one.
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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    I will punch, kick, choke, throw or joint manipulate any nationality equally without predjudice.

    - Shonie Carter

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    donovan works ... its pretty and i have to agree with your wife on the other names.

    obviously my input means jack ****, but im just sayin.

    kineda is ok too, but donovan is still better.
    where's my beer?

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    Congratulations Donovan is a great name.
    Free thinkers are dangerous!

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    Gosh, talk about reading threads late.


    Congratulations, SevenStar!!!

    May your family be blessed with continued health and happiness.


    mickey

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