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    Wow. That ish is awesome!

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    Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the Face !
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    Chuck norris wears a black belt on the bead that his KOK is growing.....He's chuck Mutha fikin Norris.......LMAO....

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    Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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    I tried the Google search thing, and it works.

    It also says:

    Suggestions:

    • Run, before he finds you
    • Try a different person


    Well played, Google...well played.

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    Herman Cain has two words for his detractors! Chuck Norris

    Newt Gingrich has two words for his supporters. Chuck Norris

    Republicans have two words for the economy. Chuck Norris

    I had to go there!

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    Can you believe Chuck Norris ...

    ... supporting a video game (WoW) that hooks kids (and adults) into lazily wasting time in a virtual world instead of spending time getting real exercise?

    Is he a sellout or what?
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    first... http://kungfumagazine.com/forum/show...t=39196&page=9

    second...wow or any other video games doesnt promote people sitting on there ass playing video games..people make that choice.

    third...chuck norris doesnt sell out, because he is always stocked full of ass whippings.

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    Money. Someone offers you probably a big chunk of money to say a few words, I don't think you would turn it down either.
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    Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yao Sing View Post
    ... supporting a video game (WoW) that hooks kids (and adults) into lazily wasting time in a virtual world instead of spending time getting real exercise?

    Is he a sellout or what?
    No way, he's freaking Chuck Norris, the martial arts most interesting man in the world. He has become a piece of Americana, stands for everything that is cool, and WOW is quite frankly very cool (Not that I play). The commercials are great, right up there with Mr T's Night Elf Mohawk!

    Don't hate, I think his infomercials with Christie Brinkley for that crappy exercise machine was far more egregious than WOW. You couldn't even see anyone breaking a sweat on that thing.
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    Chuck Norris can hold his breath for 9 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hebrew Hammer View Post
    No way, he's freaking Chuck Norris, the martial arts most interesting man in the world. He has become a piece of Americana, stands for everything that is cool, and WOW is quite frankly very cool (Not that I play). The commercials are great, right up there with Mr T's Night Elf Mohawk!

    Don't hate, I think his infomercials with Christie Brinkley for that crappy exercise machine was far more egregious than WOW. You couldn't even see anyone breaking a sweat on that thing.
    actually my mom lost 100lbs on that crappy exercise machine. and my brother in law lost 150. it works you have just have to use it.

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