Everything you didn't want to know about Chuck Norris and probably never asked.

[doug maverick]

Chuck Norris can hold his breath for 9 years.

chuck norris doesnt need to hold his breath...because chuck norris doesnt breath.

[sanjuro_ronin]

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[Hebrew Hammer]

actually my mom lost 100lbs on that crappy exercise machine. and my brother in law lost 150. it works you have just have to use it.

GTFO...seriously? I stand corrected...I've even tried those 'gravity' classes at the gym and didn't think they are all that tough...more like a 'toning' workout.

[doug maverick]

GTFO...seriously? I stand corrected...I've even tried those 'gravity' classes at the gym and didn't think they are all that tough...more like a 'toning' workout.

yup yup...you break a sweat, if you use it correctly and go all in...

[Jimbo]

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the head then resurrect your body from the dead. Then you will shake his hand and say 'thank you, Sir.'

[GeneChing]

Chuck Norris doesn't use bridges. He just pulls both sides of the river bank together.

Slovaks vote to name bridge Chuck Norris

US action film star leads the running in public vote for name of bridge to cross Morava river into Austria

Reuters, Bratislava
guardian.co.uk, Thursday 23 February 2012 13.14 EST


Slovaks have been voting overwhelmingly in favour of naming a new pedestrian and cycling bridge near their capital after 1980s US action film and TV star Chuck Norris.

The two other top names in the running for the bridge, which will span the Morava river and cross the border to Austria, were Maria Theresa after an Austro-Hungarian empress and the Devinska cycling bridge in honour of the closest village.

Norris, a martial arts expert-turned film star, is known for playing tough guy characters in such movies as Lone Wolf McQuade, Missing in Action and The Delta Force.

The actor's work has become a popular source of kitschy fun among Slovaks and a mainstay for local jokes about macho strength and invincibility.

The final decision will be up to a regional assembly. But regional governor Pavol Freso has said it would follow the wishes of the people in the internet ballot where Norris leads as the top choice for the bridge's name.

"The same way as we have so far been building it in full sight of the public, we will seek that the name is accepted by the public as well," he said.

The voting will run until April. As of Thursday, 1,157 votes have backed Norris, 74% of the total, leaving the runner-up "Maria Theresa Bridge" far behind with 8%.

[Lucas]

good ol chuck

[Jimbo]

He was actually born March 10, 1940.

[Lucas]

shhh dont ruin the illusion

[Jimbo]

They surrendered because Hitler's psychic spies foresaw that I was going to be born exactly 18 years, to the day, after May 6, 1945.

[Lucas]

Its like this

[GeneChing]

I'm no fan of twitlight, so maybe that's why this struck me as unusually funny.

[sanjuro_ronin]

So that's why she doesn't smile more often...yikes.

[Lucas]

i dont get it!

[Lucas]

They tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it was impossible to use, cuz Chuck don't take shit from anyone!