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    Chuck Norris the video game

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    quit making fun of chuck because

    In the 80's he spent 5 months working at jiffy lube, and whenever there was a dissatisfied customer they could have one tug at his chest hair. H e hasn't grown it back since so BACK OFF of him!
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    chucknorrisfacts.com

    If you have not seen this you must check it out. www.chucknorrisfacts.com

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    There was a thread like that here, but the site is much more awesome.
    Bless you

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    Straight from the CSSE

    I wasn't sure where to post this. Perhaps this isn't the most appropriate place, but here it is:
    Marine leader, actors recognize a few
    Nov. 4, 2006; Submitted on: 11/04/2006 07:16:04 AM ; Story ID#: 20061147164
    By Lance Cpl. Ben Eberle, 1st Marine Logistics Group

    CAMP TAQADDUM, Iraq (Nov. 4, 2006) -- A military promotion can be an honorable and memorable experience.

    But how many service members can say they’ve been promoted by a four-star general?

    It’s a relatively short list.

    How about a four-star general, an actor who brawled with Patrick Swayze and a career martial artist/cultural icon with a propensity for roundhouse kicks? Even the grandkids might have trouble believing that one.

    Corporals John W. Wright and Lazaro A. Castillo, intelligence specialists with Headquarters Company, 1st Marine Logistics Group (Forward), and Cpl. Romel M. Estremadura, a member of the 1st MLG Personal Security Detachment, earned these bragging rights and their present rank during a special promotion ceremony here Nov. 2.

    Gen. Robert Magnus, Assistant Commandant of the Marine Corps, along with action stars Marshall Teague and Chuck Norris, joined a military formation of 20 service members to promote the three Marines.

    Magnus administered their oaths of enlistment and handed out the Marines’ promotion certificates before speaking to the crowd.

    “Most of the Marines standing before us joined in the middle of a lethal war,” said Magnus, referring to the entire formation. “You should all be proud.

    “What you’re doing is giving (the Iraqis) a chance, an opportunity. Most of you are rotating home, but the Iraqis are not going anywhere, they are home. You are helping them take back their own country, and they appreciate it.”

    Magnus alluded to a conversation he had with Maj. Gen. Tariq Abdul Wahab Jasim, commander of the 1st Iraqi Army Division.

    “General Tariq said you are all humanitarians, an interesting choice of words... but what he meant is that you are giving all of yourselves on behalf of his people,” Magnus explained.

    “I’ve never been prouder in 37 years than I am right now standing among the likes of you,” he added. Magnus received his commission in 1969, seven years after Norris, 66, completed his fourth year in the Air Force.

    Norris was a military police officer and took his first martial arts class while deployed to South Korea. For one of the recently promoted Marines, pinning on his new rank at the hands of a childhood hero seemed a fitting honor.

    “I grew up watching ‘Walker, Texas Ranger’ with my dad – we still watch reruns,” said Wright, a 21-year-old from Malakoff, Texas. He started laughing. “I guess it’s a Texas thing.”
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    Chuck Norris, a career martial artist and actor, shakes hands with Gunnery Sgt. John C. Pollack, intelligence chief for Headquarters Company, 1st Marine Logistics Group (Forward)
    Action stars Chuck Norris and Marshall Teague visit service members in Camp Taqaddum, Iraq, and take part in promoting Cpl. Lazaro A. Castillo, an intelligence specialist with Headquarters Company, 1st Marine Logistics Group (Forward).
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    Yeah, this seems like a good spot to put it I guess but it is odd seeing Chuck without Christie Brinkley.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    What's the deal with Chuck Norris?

    Did he discover God and Jesus or something? What is the deal with all the Devin intervention/faith healing themes on his show?

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    if you talk ill about chuck norriss be prepared to take a round house kick to the head.
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    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    Chuck Norris facts

    Quote Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A View Post
    Did he discover God and Jesus or something? What is the deal with all the Devin intervention/faith healing themes on his show?
    Here are some Chuck Norris facts, with some of his responses.

    Hope that helps to clear it up!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RD'S Alias - 1A View Post
    LOL!!!

    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    Yea, I had to think about that one for a second.

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    Boshea beat me too it...

    But yeah, Chuck Norris is a born-again Christian.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintSage View Post
    But yeah, Chuck Norris is a born-again Christian.
    Impossible, Chuck is God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lostdragon View Post


    Chuck Norris IS the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse !!

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