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Thread: The Iron Crotch of GM Tu Jin-Sheng

  1. #16
    I just found out that someone cooked up some home made t-shirts of Gene kicking CROTCH!!!

    Al I have to say is . . .

    WHERE'S MINE!!!

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    smothered in nacho cheese and pudding...

    ...I soooooooooooooo serious about this - you don't even want to know...
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    Iron Crotch makes Dave Barry

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    you know, I tried to come into this thread with a mature attitude, but you all are making it really hard for me

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    I hope that's not a pun, zuiquan1

    I tell ya, after being pummelled by shock jocks after Tu's last stunt, I don't even bother trying to be excessively mature about it. That would be like overcompensating. Iron crotch is what it is. At the same time, I don't ridicule it. It's a formidable discipline and I have a lot of respect for GM Tu, not just for his IC, but for so many other talents he exhibits. He's a fascinating one, that's for sure...
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    psssst . . .tell them about the cooking show.

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    Iron Crotch Chef

    OK, there is no cooking show - that's just Design Sifu's weird fantasy. But our media department is working on a TV ad for a local Chinese station for GM Tu, and there's talk of a 30 paid programming show that he might be working on with us - I'm not sure of the detail about that.
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    Mind Body & Kickass Moves

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    ...nice T-shirt!

    'ox

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    Angry Grandmaster Tu gets labled "******* of the week"

    I stumbled across this
    http://www.knowledgedrivenrevolution...bage_*****.htm

    Edit: language filter interferes with the link. So if you want to see it go here. http://www.knowledgedrivenrevolution.com/Features/
    Then go to "*******".
    And lastly, go to week 47.
    Last edited by The Xia; 09-03-2006 at 03:31 PM.

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    yeah, just make a TinyURL out of it.....


    Here:


    http://tinyurl.com/rrg3z

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    Cool!

    We made *******? I'm so proud. Only I didn't kick GM Tu in the ass, I kicked him in the goods.
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  13. #28
    From the Grandmaster Tu story (Which actually comes from the Tri-Valley Herald) posted on the ******* of the Week, "Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest ***** pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane."
    Do you KFM fellahs have any information about this?
    Last edited by The Xia; 09-05-2006 at 05:29 PM.

  14. #29
    Well we're constantly on the lookout for a plane; 747 or other. They are pretty expensive to rent so, so far nobody's foot the bill or offered a plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Design Sifu View Post
    Well we're constantly on the lookout for a plane; 747 or other. They are pretty expensive to rent so, so far nobody's foot the bill or offered a plane.
    Supposedly there are a ton of mothballed planes sitting around in the Mohave Desert. Don't know what it would take to get access to pull one, though.

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