"I win?" Not so fast. This thread reminds me too much of some of the "arguments" I had when I was about nine years old that went on and on. Ones like "My dad can beat up your dad!", or "Superman would win against Batman!" I remember how stupid and fun they were at the same time.
How about this?
"UFC is the only meaningful martial arts forum in the world!"
"No, there are many controlled competitions and real world encounters that have meaning!"
With a PhD in maths, there is no end to the logical extremes we can take this too.
Here is another one:
"Eagle Claw is effective for self-defense!"
"No its not! If it was, you would see it in UFC!"
Then, this could go on indefinately. "Is to!" "Is not!" "Is to!" "Is not!"
Or we could continue in the vain of another thread in another forum which contends that the only difference between UFC and WWE is that WWE has bigger, stonger, and more charismatic competitors. (By the way, I like both except when UFC guys go into "lay and pray" mode).
If we are up to the challenge, maybe we can keep this going to 2012, or even beyond. If the Mayan calendar is correct, this may not be possible, but maybe the Mayan calendar is incorrect. There are all sorts of ways to soldier on with this.
Last man standing (last poster) wins.