Shining Board, Jade Ring, Closed Door and Mandarin Duck

[yu shan]

holy cr*p Oso, you mention my name with the greats, I`m more like a crusty old f a r t! Lu Bu not sure what your still laughing at, it is Friday, I`m allowed.

And to sort of get back on topic. My Shifu is teaching me Mimen Lan Jie, I`m having a little trouble picking up the fajing energy that my teacher shows. This is really differant for me.

[Oso]

well, I have learned most of my pong lai from you...

also, it's cool to see Master Shi, to Shifu John to you....just take our warmup routine...I have all three of you doing it...

[Lu Bu]

The whole "Shameless Profiteer" thing came from His Holiness® in Shanghai. He refers to Jake as a "Shameless Profiteer", and I found it funnier than I probably should have.

[yu shan]

Lu Bu

Roger that, I had already forgotten about them. If it is not important, I let it go. Yea, you gotta watch that Jake feller, God forbid he makes a couple of coins to maybe feed himself.

[Three Harmonies]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.......... ............... you guys see how much it takes to feed me!! If I relied on KF to pay for my meals, I would have starved eons ago!
I got the joke though lubu and I think it is funny too.
Cheers
Jake

[onyomi]

Guang-ban (shining board) Mantis is a style that makes a lot of use of open-handed palm strikes. Also, instead of making the usual diao-shou, it makes a kind of grabbin motion with the thumb and first two fingers to represent it's qinna applications.