Example of Real Hardness.

[Super Foot1]

Wow, you guys discredit him at every turn. What if he's just an extreme traditionalist?

You know that in the old days, when a master's honor was blemished(or when he thought it was) it meant trouble. Maybe that's what the guy in the story is like?

Who knows? I'm just naive and young in the ways of the martial arts.










" To attack the pancreas, one must know where it is."

[omarthefish]

So aside from the absurdity of the story in general, the general punk ass tone and a half dozen other problems, the first thing that lept of the page and set off my spider sense was this:

. . . I offered the comedian a chance to shake hands and cease hostilities. Clearly intimidated, he agreed and started to put out his hand to meet mine. Without hesitating, I landed a devastating right hand . . .

Waitasec...I'm trying to picture it . . . I can't.

How does one land a devastating right hand over someones right hand when said person is using said right hand to shake hands?

Both he AND the victim of this brutal an unnecessary assault were left handed? And even if that was so, don't most left handed people just get used to extending their right hand to shake hands with people anyways because that is what is always extended out to them to shake?

Signed,

Confused.

[greensage22]

the real story probably goes more like:

* I asked them to please stop swearing,
they pulled out guns, so I wet myself and sat down.*

I think the moral of the story is: the man who can fight, is the man who is right.

if this guys hitting women just for being "B****y" I bet his arms are really tired
by the time he gets home at night.

[Mega_Fist]

Maybe some of you missed the part where I said...

[QUOTE=Mega_Fist]if you mess with me in a stadium, you can expect a similar thing to happen to you./QUOTE]

And I've decided it doesn't just apply to a stadium.

[greensage22]

so your commited to doing the wrong thing......cool

[MantisWarrior]

as i was taking a shower i found several interesting points to his story, if someone's jaw is broke there will prolly be blood so when the officers come they will prolly see that and drug overdose never seen or experience it but i doubt here will be blood. how would the "sensei" know who the gang members are and telling others to address him sensei is kinda weird outside the dojo.

guess that's why he is a "master of satire-fu"

[FuXnDajenariht]

mmmkay...im getting up.........logging off.........and walking away now.....

[Royal Dragon]

My problem was his tactics. He's obviously a low level "Karate" guy, and had little skill.

If he had any real skill the whole thing would have ened very quietly with a gentile wave of the hands in a small circular motion, and soft glowing orb of a Chi blast being projected into the loudest one. This of course would have burst his internal organs, made him slump over in his chair and made it look like he pased out. It wouldn't be untill much later during the autopsy when they found his internal organs had turned to Jello that anything would have been suspected.

Well, that's how I would have handled it anyway!!

[-N-]

Yah, but he got to play the bad guy in Karate Kid

N.

[Becca]

Wow, you guys discredit him at every turn. What if he's just an extreme traditionalist?

Dude, that's about the fourth time, at least, he's posted that BS story... Though it has been a wile... It's one of they ways I track what identity he's using at the moment...

[JamesC]

The fact that most of you people are taking this as a serious story and trying to discuss what he did wrong is just freakin' hilarious.

I almost wet myself when I saw the responses. Come on guys, this is pathetic.

[Mega_Fist]

Based on factors, I think that some of you are not looking at the whole pie.

[bodhitree]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie

[syn]

So aside from the absurdity of the story in general, the general punk ass tone and a half dozen other problems, the first thing that lept of the page and set off my spider sense was this:



Waitasec...I'm trying to picture it . . . I can't.

How does one land a devastating right hand over someones right hand when said person is using said right hand to shake hands?

Both he AND the victim of this brutal an unnecessary assault were left handed? And even if that was so, don't most left handed people just get used to extending their right hand to shake hands with people anyways because that is what is always extended out to them to shake?

Signed,

Confused.

Yeah I shake with my right hand and am left handed.

[@PLUGO]

That same piece of sh . . . ah, "fiction" was posted here as a first person event by some shmoe a couple of years back.

I won't bother with searching for it . . .

it's kind of a sad statement that today's troll has run out of steam and is now recycling the compost of trolls past.

c'mon Mega_Fist . . . try harder.