How many master kills could a masterkiller get if a master killer could master kill?
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How many master kills could a masterkiller get if a master killer could master kill?
A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
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Loud City
The correct answer is 12
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
Originally Posted by David Jamieson
Homicidal puppet
are you baiting us?
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Confucius say he who excels at putting worms on hook is master baiter.
The eunuch should not take pride in his chastity
even if you win ...
master killer smells pretty.
like angel vagina.
where's my beer?
東邪黃老邪
Master Killer is actually Chuck Norris... In disguise.
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Masterkiller is neat.
strike!
Startin' Trouble
Masterkiller is, literally, master killer.
His first sifu died while trying to teach him horse stance. He popped a blood vessel in his head when his blood pressure rose too high. Masterkiller kept getting down on all fours swatting flies with his tail (yes MK has a tail but he doesn't like to talk about it).
His second sifu died during secret internal training in an abandoned mine shaft. MK let out a qi faart while his teacher was taking a leak and, unfortunately, he couldn't zip and run in time and was overcome by the fumes.
Nobody knows what happened to his other sifus.
Last edited by Ou Ji; 01-29-2006 at 06:36 AM.
What happens in Gong Sao stays in Gong Sao.
"And then my Qi exploded, all over the bathroom" - name witheld
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The correct answer is 42.
Homicidal puppet
What's the question?
Registered User
How many master kills could a masterkiller get if a master killer could master kill?What's the question?
Homicidal puppet
Nah, that's 12. He answered it himself.
Your question is 'What's the meaning of life?'.
Registered User
I gave him a re-answer.
Master Of Gai Zao Quan
MasterKiller is the offspring of Pai Mei and The Landlady from Kung Fu Hustle.
"Repugnant is a creature that would squander the ability to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of it's fleeting time here." - Tool
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Loud City
MasterKiller is the meaning of life. He is the Alpha and Omega. The beginning and the end. The first and the last.
He is the Holy Trinity: The Master, The Killer, and the Fighting Spirit.
MasterKiller is Yiddish for "I am what I am, suckas."
When MasterKiller pukes in class, remember that he is puking for your Dorito sins.
Last edited by MasterKiller; 01-29-2006 at 06:56 PM.
He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman
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