OT: Terra Cotta Warrior Brought to Life

[mickey]

Associated Press

January 25, 2006

Beijing, China
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Chinese scientists are denying the rumor that they actually brought a Terra Cotta warrior to life. Confidential sources confirm that they used bio-frequency tuning, a method that has been used with great success in the Giza Experiment, to bring a stone warrior back to life. They decided to use this method after discovering that the stone was highly evolved plasma in suspended animation. According to these sources "the result was horrific. The warrior began killing people, well known scientists, left and right. The warrior managed to escape the facility. When it surfaced and looked at everything around him, he began screaming. He kept screaming until a bright light emitted from his frame and he was gone. Disappeared" Apparently a picture was taken of this warrior and has been circulatiing through underground sources.

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Update: KungFu Magazine has managed to get the picture of this warrior. It is in the March/April edition on page 67. Amazing, simply amazing. This is an amazing phenomenon that is a testimony to what science can do. Great job in getting the photo. Fantastic!!!



mickey

[SanHeChuan]

uhhh...WTF?!

is that a real story?
Do you have a link?

[GeneChing]

When I visited Xian, I looked all over in hopes of finding a terracotta warrior that looked like me. I found one that looked like my cousin, but none that looked like me. But there are so many of them, I might have missed myself. I'm just grateful that our underground sources paid off on that photo...

[SevenStar]

reminds me of an old series I watched, where in a particular episode, some guys found a viking on ice and managed to revive him... was it an old episode of baywatch nights?

[GeneChing]

I'd be a frozen viking for Pamela Anderson. Oh wait, Baywatch Nights. Pam didn't make it on to that spinoff. No wonder it tanked...

[anton]

Encino man!

[SPJ]

the stone statues are replica of real persons, generals, soldiers, horses etc.

they are to guard the first emperor in his after life.

of course the real persons passed away circa 2200 years ago.

interesting theory.

[Oso]

Encino man!

yea...good movie...

[GeneChing]

I gotta hand it to you, mickey, this is a fine thread. Only those 'in the know' really get what you're talking about.

If I was the Qin Emperor, my terracotta army would consist entire of statues of Pamela Anderson...

[@PLUGO]

I gotta hand it to you, mickey, this is a fine thread. Only those 'in the know' really get what you're talking about.

If I was the Qin Emperor, my terracotta army would consist entire of statues of Pamela Anderson...

and rather than terracotta they'd be made of Nacho and filled with . . .er, sauce

[monkeyfoot]

I am sooo confused with this thread.....

goi
craig

[GeneChing]

CENSORED BY GOOGLE.CN
I must award mickey with a FREE UGLY BRUCE LEE PATCH. IM me your mailing address mickey, and I'll mail you your prize.

Just think, a nachocotta Pamela Anderson warrior army guarding my tomb.

[mickey]

CENSORED BY GOOGLE.CN

This is NEWS and ALL I am going to get is an Ugly Bruce Lee patch?

[mickey]

Tokyo News Service

Tokyo, Japan

February 2, 2006
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The Government of Mainland China has offered a statement to what transpired on January 23, 2006 and to what was reported by the Associated Press:

"On January 23, 2006, there was a laboratory explosion that killed several scientists and several members of a research team from the Museum of Oriental Studies. This was a great loss and our deepest sympathies go out to the families of those we lost. A Terra Cotta statue was decimated in the blast.

It is most unfortunate for the Associated Press to suddenly start printing rumor and annonymous sources as news. Their conduct only shows that the very best in Western Journalism seldom rises above the tabloid. Their news story minimizes the true loss of life and stomps on those lost lives with a fictitious dream.

As far as the photo is concerned, given the aforementioned, it is a baseless attempt to capitalize on the imaginations of people.

And it is to the aggrieved and the people that dare to believe the farfetched, that the Associated Press owe a retraction and an apology."

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mickey

[GeneChing]

Next thing you know, they'll be running stories about Race Bannon...