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  1. 03-02-2006, 04:56 AM #1
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    be a black belt in 1 easy payment & 30 minutes!

    http://www.spinmaster.com/files/comm...CK%20BELTS.mov

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  2. 03-02-2006, 05:18 AM #2
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    Someone needs to give Tommy Nitro a gutter smiley.
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    Ye gods...
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    Aiy, Sensei Tommy! KIAHHHHH!
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    See, you guys need to think from a marketing stand-point...

    I just bought the bag (which comes with a black belt)...I can now add Karate black belt to my martial arts resume....Sensei T. Nitro...

    It goes well with my Judo, Krav Maga, Haganah, and of course, Kung-Fu training...
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    What the hell good is an inflatable heavy bag anyway?
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    I saw one of those packages at the walmart being eyed up by a couple of fat kids making kiah sounds at each other while their fat mom complained about something or another.

    I laughed, and laughed and thought to myself, someones gonna have to go and lay the smack down on sensei tommy. lol

    is it just me, or is sensei tommy about 16 years old?

    good job at letting me rip you off kids! Here's a super bast4rdized pile of crap that mocks every hard working karateka that ever there was.
    Kung Fu is good for you.
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    And what's with the streak in his hair? Does he think it makes him look cool?

    Tommy Nitro: The perfect image of a complete and utter geek making a fortune off of the karate image.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonM
    And what's with the streak in his hair? Does he think it makes him look cool?

    Tommy Nitro: The perfect image of a complete and utter geek making a fortune off of the karate image.
    Come on...the streak worked for Vanilla Ice!
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    YES!!! This is exactly the kind of training I've been looking for!!! Good by Sifu hello Johnny Nitro!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SimonM
    What the hell good is an inflatable heavy bag anyway?
    More accuratly called a free-standing focus bag. makes an "cool" boing sound when you hit it hard. I bought one for my kids last summer, though I use it myself every once in a while. You can't hit it hard and get anything out of it, but it is a good training tool so long as you understand that it is for training timing and form but nothing else.
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    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenCloudCLF
    Come on...the streak worked for Vanilla Ice!
    No, it didn't. Nor did his atempt to transform himself into a metal singer... Picture him with dred locks singing "Ice ice, Baby" to heavy guitar track.
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    you're kidding? i would love to drink that beer just BECAUSE it's in a dead animal...i may even pick up the next dead squirrel i see and stuff a budweiser in it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Becca
    No, it didn't. Nor did his atempt to transform himself into a metal singer... Picture him with dred locks singing "Ice ice, Baby" to heavy guitar track.
    I've heard the song....
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    The ad specifically says "inflatable heavy bag".

    I want my heavy air ****it!
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    well its good to get little kids into martial arts, they can learn the basic kicks and punches. personally i think its a great gimmick to make money. plus it also goes to show you dont need any type of martial arts experience to make money. i doubt sensei tommy is someone big.
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    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.
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