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    OT: what would be the worse way to die?

    I think it would be from eating ****, what do you think? btw I also posted this on sherdog:

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    I think of boredom from reading and responding to posts like this one.
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    I think the worst way to die is by being burried alive in a coffin that is filled with fire ants while your friends watch you being eaten alive via a web cam.

    I saw that on CSI once but good old Grissom found the guy because he recognized what kind of fire ant is was. COOL!
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    just for posterity, I believe 'bunga bunga' is the worst way to go.
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    Let me turn the Q around.

    What would be the most peaceful way to go?

    I once knew the grandma of a relative. She passed away while sitting in a chair. And just "sleep" or "rest" away.

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    the worst way to die in my opinion is to die knowing that you have done nothing you set out to acomplish in life, to die saying i wish i had done this or that and to end it on a dissapointing note, that or watching your ***** getting chopped of and bleeding to death they're both pretty bad ways to go
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    all self loathing issues aside...

    Freezing to death is said to be quite pleasant. You feel very warm and sleepy and then *click* you're gone.
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    beheading 4 teh win
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    Having your member clamped in a vice, in a small shack, which was then set on fire, and they hand you a dull knife...or a nailclipper.

    or worse...married to a fat broad.

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    This topic was actually raised before. It's neverending, for this reason: no matter how bad the death, it can always be made worse if, in your final breath, you inhale a moth.

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    Lets take one out of the Saddam Hussein book:

    Feet first into a wood chipper or steam roller.

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    Thumbs down Owww

    I can't think of the extreme cruel ways very well, but I have always been horrified of drowning, I mean to just not being able to breath, it's a pretty scary thing.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    Being forced to inhale acid, being pumped full of Clorox via IV, while in drag being broadcast via satalite around the world.

    The worst real way would be being devoured by crabs while paralyzed from the neck down....you'd have to watch it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfen
    I think in fact drowning is one of the quicker and more peaceful ways to die. It's bad rep is undeserved.



    I get scared when the doctor wants to pric k my finger
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    yuo would think i would be smart enough to leave it off when it auto *'s it

    Quote Originally Posted by wolfen
    You should report that.

    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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