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    i got my first two taps [/yay]

    i will never miss a class simply because i don't feel like it. tonight i was considering not going because my energy has been low all week and i had a really lousy class monday. i forced myself to go and some **** finally clicked and i got my first two taps.

    my first was against the guy who is about my size that i spoke about in my last thread. he hasn't been there since we rolled last and that actually taught me a lot about technique. as we are both noobs you could tell i learned a bit in the time he was gone and was able to relax while he tried to muscle stuff. ill not brag as i got him with a guillotine from the guard (noob cannon), but i was still happy.

    the second was against the wrestler who always beats my ass real good. hes a lot stronger than i am, and explosive, and he just tosses me around every which way. tonight i had him in my guard and kept going for 3/4 guard and he would repeatedly pick me up and slam me on my back. not real hard to be a **** or anything, but hard enough to try and loosen up my legs. i decided to go for the triangle on one of my bounces and almost had it textbook. he tried to roll out and when it was said and done i ended up on top with the triangle still locked in applying pressure down and tapped him.

    he subsequently beat my ass good the next time we rolled, but that does not take the wind out of my sails in the slightest. even when i got my ass beat i managed to dump him when he had full mount (granted that was his 5th match in a row and i was coming in fresh).

    anyway .... im sorry i didn't listen to you mma fukers sooner. i love this sh1t.
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
    anyway .... im sorry i didn't listen to you mma fukers sooner. i love this sh1t.

    Congrats and I forgive you.

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    Congratulations


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    nice

    i hereby promise not to post in this forum until I am going to school, thanks retarded kid
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    Awesome!....

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    thanks guys and im always glad to help jethro.

    mk ... does that really happen? as many times as i have seen gas forcibly pushed out of someone i could definatley see it.
    where's my beer?

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    Not only does it happen, but it feels awesome!
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    Wait, getting you **** pushed OUT or IN either way eww grose!

    And a link to my all time favorite BJJ Clip

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzdT-kerHac&search=BJJ

    I did BJJ for a while, I could hold my own with with some green belts so...whatever.

    I also got to roll with hot college chicks, so beat that!
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    gda -- you wouldn't have found out until your next checkup, but that wrestler secretly gave you the clap.
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    good job. you should listen to us mma fukers more often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SanHeChuan
    I did BJJ for a while, I could hold my own with with some green belts so...whatever.
    That's funny, because the Green belt in BJJ is for kids under 12.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rtb
    gda -- you wouldn't have found out until your next checkup, but that wrestler secretly gave you the clap.
    that was no secret.

    Quote Originally Posted by sevenstar
    good job. you should listen to us mma fukers more often.
    i know i know.

    Quote Originally Posted by shc
    I also got to roll with hot college chicks, so beat that!
    i had a 3 way with your mom and dad. i win.
    where's my beer?

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    Nice. Congrats!

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    That's funny, because the Green belt in BJJ is for kids under 12.
    That's right and I beat those little fukers GOOD!

    Nah the school I went to had college students as green belts. The only one who kicked myass every time was about to be promoted to Blue.

    See! http://pittmansbjj.com/FactsFAQ.htm AND bjj.org/a/people/pittman-klay.html
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