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    ATTN: Jewish Kungfu peeps!!!

    this isn't realy about kungfu, but I was watching something last night and I didn't realise that there were Female Rabbis?! Is this a recent thing or has it always been?
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    Of course there are female rabbits. Haven't you ever seen Baby Looney Tunes on TV?
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    keeerist (can I say that on a thread about jewish people?) Between you and your baby looney toons and Yenhoi and his Yugi-oh, I am wondering if anyone actually watches any real cartoons anymore.

    On a lighter note I couldn't sleep after some late night grappling iwth my wife so I turned the tube on at 5 am sunday morning and watched Power Rangers: Wild Force or whatever the hell it's called. Anyway, it still sucks.
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    I believe that Jesus was, and probably still is, Jewish.
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    Originally posted by rogue
    I believe that Jesus was, and probably still is, Jewish.
    But he wasn't, and probably still isn't, a woman
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    You Guys are aware that as of this year X-Mas has been cancelled.

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    LOL.
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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    Originally posted by joedoe


    But he wasn't, and probably still isn't, a woman
    He was a hippy.
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    And according to Hollywood he wore a white kaftan.
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    Behold, I see my father and mother.
    I see all my dead relatives seated.
    I see my master seated in Paradise and Paradise is beautiful and green; with him are men and boy servants.
    He calls me. Take me to him.

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    Originally posted by joedoe
    And according to Hollywood he wore a white kaftan.
    According to Hollywood he was a white man.
    "i can barely click the link. but i way why stop drinking .... i got ... moe .. fcke me ..im out of it" - GDA on Traditional vs Modern Wushu
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    but what if the man of steel hasta fight another man of steel only that man of steel knows kung fu? - Kristoffer
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    Re: ATTN: Jewish Kungfu peeps!!!

    Originally posted by red5angel
    this isn't realy about kungfu, but I was watching something last night and I didn't realise that there were Female Rabbis?! Is this a recent thing or has it always been?
    As far as I know it is a fairly recent thing.

    I think that women were not allowed to study the "Tora" and similar texts.

    Hence we also got Movies like "Yentl".

    Jewish religions like Islam started to have more radical/modern splinter groups in recent history.

    I have muslims friends that drink and their women are also allowed into mosque with their men.

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    Jewish religions like Islam started to have more radical/modern splinter groups in recent history.

    I have muslims friends that drink and their women are also allowed into mosque with their men.
    something interesting LC.. if you look strictly in Quran, it does not mention ANYTHING about segregation of males and females, but DOES mention not permissing intoxicants.

    When you stat getting mixed up with "Hadith" (purported sayings and life example of Muhammed ("Sunnah") from a known chain (lineage) of his followers - catalogued around 200+ years after his death), then things get much, much more cloudy... as many parts contradict what is in Quran, and even contradict each other!

    This is where so much of the modern day "dogma" (and funnily enough a lot about foretelling the future and "jihad" as well) comes from.

    Different sects believe in different things: some ONLY Quran, others Quran and Sunnah/Hadith... to me as a new convert it seems to be a veritable minefied!

    just fyi,
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    Dawood.

    Thanks, I am aware of that.

    There are also many muslims and jews now fighting against the halaal/kosher rules as they feel they are no longer needed today.

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    Exclamation LC

    You watched "Yentl"!

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    Re: LC

    Originally posted by MightyB
    You watched "Yentl"!
    Yeah it was on a date with a jewish girl.


    Better than a jewish porn flick. 30 minutes of begging 2 hours of guilt.


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