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    Angelina Jolie has dieted herself into a condition wherein her arm would snap like a toothpick the first time she tried to hit something.

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    I can't believe I ever thought she was attractive. Gah.

    Was she thicker in her older movies? I sure hope so because her current stick figure is creepin' me out.

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    Angeling has never been my cup-of-tea, not enough ass and way to prone to being a "home wrecker".
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    back in the day she did have that nice figure but now its like wth... she's just a pair of lips.

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    It seemed like she had a little more muscle and curves on her frame back in the "Tomb Raider" era, but in the past few years she has just been shrinking away into a skeleton.

    I really can't take some of these female movie/TV stars seriously when they talk about training martial arts, and yet they are so emaciated that they look like they don't have the strength to lift a six-pack of Diet Coke without help.

    The moment they ask us to choose between two different paths, the implicit message is that we can only follow one. -Daniele Bolelli, On The Warrior’s Path

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taryn P. View Post
    It seemed like she had a little more muscle and curves on her frame back in the "Tomb Raider" era, but in the past few years she has just been shrinking away into a skeleton.

    I really can't take some of these female movie/TV stars seriously when they talk about training martial arts, and yet they are so emaciated that they look like they don't have the strength to lift a six-pack of Diet Coke without help.
    She was "enhanced" for those movies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sanjuro_ronin View Post
    Angeling has never been my cup-of-tea, not enough ass and way to prone to being a "home wrecker".
    I agree with her being too skiny, not enough bootay, add terrible acting with the worst effected accents in the biz. Did I mention her lips always looked chapped?

    Piper Perabo is delish...
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