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  1. 04-26-2006, 06:30 AM #1
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    If Mike Tyson attacked you

    This question is mainly for Wing Chun people but, anyone from any science or art can answer

    What would you do if Mike Tyson attacked you suddenly on the streets? Now lets be realistic here.

    I personally don't know what i would do lol. He'll probably knee me in the balls, headbutt me, punch me unconscious (or into a coma or death) a couple of times and bite my ears off when I'm on the ground lol.
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  2. 04-26-2006, 07:19 AM #2
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    ask for his autograph?
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  3. 04-26-2006, 07:59 AM #3
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    Make fun of his high pitched voice, and then run like hell.
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  4. 04-26-2006, 08:51 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by splinter
    Make fun of his high pitched voice, and then run like hell.
    LOL?! Well I suggest each and everyone of us to start skipping rope for at least 15 minutes a day!

    LOL
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  5. 04-26-2006, 09:40 AM #5
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    Probably get killed.
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  6. 04-26-2006, 10:01 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Fox
    Probably get killed.
    Yup. Which is why I'd make make fun of his voice. If I'm gonna get my ass whooped by mike tyson, I figure I'd might as well make the most of it, and if I survive, I can tell people I made fun of him to his face.

    Running away increase my chances of survival.
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  7. 04-26-2006, 10:24 AM #7
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    head butt his punch your gonna get kod anyway. hes broke his hand punching people with no gloves before so at least that way you might get lucky and hell hit a hard bit on your head

    ps out run a pro boxer... dont think so...
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  8. 04-26-2006, 11:07 AM #8
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    Go in for double underhooks and bite his ear.
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  9. 04-26-2006, 12:28 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by stricker
    ps out run a pro boxer... dont think so...
    ya, but it's probably better than trying to block his punches with your head.
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    What would you do if Mike Tyson attacked you suddenly on the streets? Now lets be realistic here.
    Those two sentences do not belong in the same paragraph.
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  11. 04-26-2006, 08:01 PM #11
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    i guess if you're a good grappler, take him to the ground; if you learned no grappling and all wing chun, pray he's as washed up as he is with his punches and take him to the ground.
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  12. 04-27-2006, 09:07 AM #12
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    I would use bong sao, follow it up with a lap da and if that didn't finish him (which I'm almost sure it would) I guess I'd have to pull out my pak da.


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  13. 04-27-2006, 11:09 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Bussey
    I would use bong sao, follow it up with a lap da and if that didn't finish him (which I'm almost sure it would) I guess I'd have to pull out my pak da.


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    Good Answer
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