Yeah, choosing is hard. Chicago has lots too, as you can probably imagine. I would imagine a lot could be found in our Chinatown, but I wouldn't look for one there because I would have no way of knowing if they were good, or just popular due to local politics. Well, I guess the only way to really find someone you were happy with would be to take a treatment from one, and then try the next guy, and keep on until you had tried enough to sense a difference in quality.
I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero - Warrior Man