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    Someone gimme the poop

    someone is gonna have to sift through a lot of crap to get that answer
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    well

    it makes sense to me at least
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    well

    all-righty whitey!
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    don't get blinded by the white
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
    "When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
    "I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."

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    I have no idea what this thread was about....

    ...but I gotta post this news item somewhere. When you gotta post, you gotta post.

    Stalin 'used secret laboratory to analyse Mao's excrement'
    By Steven Rosenberg
    BBC News
    7 hours ago


    AP
    Mao Zedong (L) and Josef Stalin (R) were the two most powerful leaders in the communist world at the time (two photos have been merged together to create this image)

    A former Soviet agent says he has found evidence that Joseph Stalin spied on Mao Zedong, among others, by analysing excrement to construct psychological portraits.
    By the sound of things, it was a top secret and rather smelly experiment.
    According to Russian newspaper reports, in the 1940s Stalin's secret police had set up a special department to get its hands on people's faeces.
    The ambitious aim: to analyse samples of foreign leaders' stools.
    In other words, espionage via excrement.
    'Most extravagant'
    It is former Soviet agent Igor Atamanenko who claims to have uncovered this unusual project, while doing research in the archives of the Russian secret services.
    "In those days the Soviets didn't have the kind of listening devices which secret services do today," he told the paper.
    "That's why our specialists came up with the most extravagant ways of extracting information about a person."
    Mr Atamanenko says it was Stalin's henchman Lavrenti Beria who was put in charge of the secret laboratory.
    When I contacted Mr Atamanenko, he told me what the Soviet scientists had been looking for in faeces.
    "For example, if they detected high levels of amino acid Tryptophan," he explained, "they concluded that person was calm and approachable.


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    Special toilets were reportedly installed for Mao Zedong while he was in Russia so his faeces could be harvested and analysed (this photo is from 1961)

    "But a lack of potassium in poo was seen as a sign of a nervous disposition and someone with insomnia."
    Mr Atamanenko claims that in December 1949, Soviet spies used this system to evaluate the Chinese leader Mao Zedong who was on a visit to Moscow. They had allegedly installed special toilets for Mao, which were connected not to sewers, but to secret boxes.
    For 10 days Mao was plied with food and drink and his waste products whisked off for analysis. Once Mao's stools had been scrutinised and studied, Stalin reportedly poo poo-ed the idea of signing an agreement with him.

    'I am here to do more'
    Extract from The Coldest Winter by journalist and historian David Halberstam:
    When Mao first arrived in Moscow, he announced that China looked forward to a partnership with Russia, but he emphasised as well that he wanted to be treated as an equal.
    Instead he was being taught a lesson each day. He had become, in Ulam's words, ''as much captive as guest".
    As such, he shouted at the walls, convinced that Stalin had bugged the house: "I am here to do more than eat and ****."
    One of Russia's most popular daily newspapers, Komsomolskaya Pravda reports that Stalin's successor, Nikita Khrushchev, scrapped the project and closed the laboratory.
    I contacted Russia's Federal Security Service, the FSB, to ask if it could confirm Stalin's secret stool project. However, the FSB had considerably less to say on the matter than Mr Atamanenko:
    "We cannot comment on this story," came the reply.


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    Stalin reportedly used stool analysis as an espionage technique
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    Museum's broken treasure not just any old ****

    York's Archaeological Resource Centre is working to repair a valued piece of fossilised Viking excrement damaged during a school visit

    The Lloyds Bank turd (not to scale). Photograph courtesy of the York Archaeological Trust

    The Viking who lay it down probably gave his faeces little thought but more than a millennium later it was, in its hardened form, a York museum's most treasured excrement.
    School parties visiting the Archaeological Resource Centre would admire the artefact in a way that only children could. And all was well until two weeks ago when its display stand collapsed in the hands of an unfortunate teacher and, crashing to the floor, the rock-like lump broke into three pieces.

    A reconstruction job is now under way to glue the Viking faeces back together again. Named the Lloyds Bank Turd after its discovery on a 1972 dig on the land now occupied by a Lloyds TSB bank in York, it is considered to be the largest complete example of preserved human excrement ever found.

    Gill Snape, a student conservator on a placement with the York Arcaeological Trust, who will assist in the operation, said that the natural replacement of organic matter with minerals - a type of fossilisation process known as mineralisation - had given a remarkable weight to the "long and fat" deposit.

    "Whoever passed it probably hadn't performed for a few days, shall we say," she said.

    Aside from delighting children, and quite a few adults too, the excrement has revealed the diet and health of its human source.

    He was not a great vegetable eater, instead living on large amounts of meat and grains such as bran, despite fruit stones, nutshells and other stools containing matter from vegetables such as leeks being found on the same site.

    Evidence of several hundred eggs left in the faeces would have meant that his stomach and intestines would have been full of worms.

    "This guy had very itchy bowels," Ms Snipe explained.
    http://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/j...manities.arts1

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