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    couch just had my baby

    congratulate the man
    where's my beer?

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    I did already, but I didn't know he was yours!

    Congrats both of you!

    And Mrs Couch!

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    whew! For a second I thought I was going to have to start paying child support.

    Sending money to 7*'s wife every month is already squeezing my budget.
    He most honors my style who learns under it to destroy the teacher. -- Walt Whitman

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    she get's money from you too????

    why does seven even bother workin?
    where's my beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
    she get's money from you too????

    why does seven even bother workin?

    well ten years ago he was stuck in this horrible gay marriage and..............

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
    congratulate the man
    Thanks for the post! You can have him for a little while...(just until I get 4 nights of sleep back)...

    All the best,
    Kenton Sefcik
    “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Friedrich Engels

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    hehe ... it gets easier bud.
    where's my beer?

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    It doesn't get easier for a few months, at least. Then you have to listen to ... (don't want this thread to be closed, too).

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    Quote Originally Posted by neilhytholt
    It doesn't get easier for a few months, at least. Then you have to listen to ... (don't want this thread to be closed, too).
    Happy wife, happy life!
    “An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.” – Friedrich Engels

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    i find its really not that hard to keep a woman happy.

    throw her the bone as often as you can but make sure you turn it down sometimes too.

    go get her bag out of the car when its raining, but make sure can also say no. if you have to say no once in a while just to prove your not afraid to.

    let her think she's got you tied around her little finger then put her in her place first sign she tries to walk over you. this is important.

    buy her flowers when you **** up and sometimes for no reason at all. accept before you buy them that she will rarely show you appreciation for it, but she'll sure as **** let you know if you never do it at all.

    remember rub her back and ask her how her day was once in a while. for some reason they like this. you dont have to listen just say uh huh and i told you that ***** was crazy every 10 - 30 seconds.
    Last edited by GunnedDownAtrocity; 05-31-2006 at 07:52 AM.
    where's my beer?

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    Everything GDA said, but with one addition.

    You must go down to Chinatown for the tuna lo-mein special once a week.

    This is not an option.

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