you might have to walk him through it.Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity
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you might have to walk him through it.
East River Dragon Style, Lam Family
東河龍形 - 林家拳, 林志平,師傅
prime rib rocks hard!
did she get scared away yet?
even if you win ...
if she made him i was assuming that she would be able to handle it.
if im wrong my mom is available for the better part 10 bucks.
where's my beer?
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what's your mom's cut of that?
East River Dragon Style, Lam Family
東河龍形 - 林家拳, 林志平,師傅
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I get a buck and a half because of the rock solid contract I had her sign unwittingly back in '74.
Kung Fu is good for you.
even if you win ...
its true ... my mom paid for kung leks hot tub with her vagina.
where's my beer?
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I'm a woman, and I used to post on here but I don't anymore. This is the first post in a loooooooong time, and there probably won't be another for an equally long time. I still come back and read once a month or every other month to see if there is something I can learn--kung fu-wise. Reading over this thread reminds me of why I don't post anymore.
Two things I want to say:
1. Mat is right on the money. He is a man after my own heart. Ignore his words at your own peril.
2. GDA is NOT mean--he's funny as hell, albeit with some female angst. What can I say? He has an endearing quality about him, perhaps because he tries so hard not to.
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If there's one thing I've learned about women, is that mostly they cannot live without men.
And they will say anything they can to get their way and convince you that they 'love' you to get what they want out of you.
But when they're done with you, they're done, and that's it. They're ruthless like that.
So Mat is NOT right. Do NOT listen to the women. Unless you want to get chewed up and spat out like so many other guys are these days.
I've had so many women lie to me it's not even funny. Like the last person I talked to about relationships was my aunt by marriage. She said that women are fundamentally non-cheaters, that women hardly ever lie, and that you can trust them.
Is it any better with men? Probably not. Read below for why.
I guess she forgot that she was the best friend of my uncle's wife, and cheated by sleeping with her best friend's husband, and then married him.
I've been calling it 'selective memory'. Meaning, they remember what they want to remember, not what really happened.
Oh, and then they'll attack you and claim that you're some murderer or hater or something for bringing up stuff like this.
Anyway, if you want to listen to Mat, go right ahead. Maybe you'll be one of the men who doesn't get screwed over. I mean, ~50% of marriages succeed, right? So you've got a 50-50 chance, right?
Oh, and that doesn't mean men aren't better. I mean, my uncle cheated by sleeping with his wife's best friend.
Last edited by neilhytholt; 05-22-2006 at 03:04 PM.
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if your really worried about it.
go online, buy a wife, give a refridgerator to her family, move her to america. then at least you have a good while till she wont be worried about deportation and start cheating on you.
A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
~Sima Qian
Master pain, or pain will master you.
~PangQuan
"Just do your practice. Who cares if someone else's practice is not traditional, or even fake? What does that have to do with you?"
~Gene "The Crotch Master" Ching
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No, just don't get married. It's called the 'marriage strike'. Just don't get married and don't have any kids, and then enough women will be freaking out they'll have to change the marriage laws.
The marriage laws are based in the time when women didn't work outside the home, so they're totally antiquated anyway. All they did was get rid of the part of men being in charge over the woman, but they didn't get rid of the rest of it, so it's unfairly biased right now.
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they should just bring back the part where men are in charge.
A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
~Sima Qian
Master pain, or pain will master you.
~PangQuan
"Just do your practice. Who cares if someone else's practice is not traditional, or even fake? What does that have to do with you?"
~Gene "The Crotch Master" Ching
You know you want to click me!!
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No, when the men are in charge the families are too big. This was all designed during the Nixon administration because the age at marriage was at a century-low and birth-rates were out of control.
So they decided to get women into the workforce to reduce the population. Which obviously didn't work 100%, but the birthrates have gone down a lot.
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did she get scared away yet?
yeah, curious viv is never coming back. Neily holt, you are kind of scaring me now. I mean you are retreading a lot of things that that mr. anti woman has said. Relationships, can be very profitable. Look at yourself. Maybe your parents weren't a great couple, but perfect ones are a dime a dozen. No matter how much you get hurt, you should still get that urge to have a relationship and maybe get married. Didn't read your last 2 or 3 posts, but read too much of the earlier ones. Let me ask you. If you keep getting your ass kicked by people, are you gonna give up? If you keep losin at chess, will you give up at that. There are plenty of good women out there. Maybe they don't hold up to perfection. But plenty of good ones. From experience I haven't met many. But that is no reason to discount marriage and important things like that all together.
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Vivi, are you from Texas but moved to minneapolis?
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Thank you Mel. If you put always in that first sentence then I'm about ready to marry you as a prelude to giving you the shirt off my back, my firstborn, my house, and a steady supply of fish for the rest of your days. Except I don't have any. Do you? Maybe I could borrow some...
Sorry bout the babbling... tho it seems de rigeur in this thread.
Neil, I like you. You're full of **** and twisted as hell, but you're consistant. Unlike that eejit Herorhim.
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