i just wish everyone would stop peeing on my mom.
i know she asks for it, but still.
even if you win ...
i just wish everyone would stop peeing on my mom.
i know she asks for it, but still.
where's my beer?
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and her. yer always mouthing off, I know you got problems, but geesh. I will pee on your mom all I want!
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every time one of you pee on gdas mom, I get 5 bucks.
Kung Fu is good for you.
Moo Moo
when the crippled former soccer player/coach tried to take a pyss on the wall;
he found out the "truth" about the great power kicking leg of Shaolin.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/143794...ung_fu_master/
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If there were no peeing, it would not be called Tao!!!
prime rib rocks hard!
unfortunetly i have to challenege evceryone that replied in this thread because their is no lineage for them!!!!!
Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis
Moo Moo
Deep.
Moo Moo
Line age is a link to your teacher and teacher's teacher--unfortunetly i have to challenege evceryone that replied in this thread because their is no lineage for them!!!!!
There will be only one or two holders at any time period, however, there will be a lot more fellow practitioners.
Sometimes, if you incorporate some new ideas or new moves, you then start your own subline, meaning students->student's student.
Line age is important in classifications of styles and substyles.
However, there are many and many more very good practitioners not named at any time.
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Hows about this.
If you're the head of ANYTHING, a Kuen , a country, a Posse, a Church, ect. you should have to fight challenge matches on a regular basis to keep your job.
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Peeing on your buddies is fun.
It's like we all just got done working out and we're in the shower room and I'm peeing on your leg laughing my arse off. Then you're like, WTF! And I'm still laughing my arse off. Then we're all getting dressed and you come along and snap me on the a$$ with a towel. Then I chase you around yelling, "I"m gonna kill you muther fuker". Stuff like that. Then as we're leaving the gym, I run past you and grab your gear bag and throw it down a hill. I didn't mean for it to happen but all of your sh!t falls out all over the place. You have to go down the hill to pick up all your sh!t and I hop on the bus and go home. While you're down there picking up your sh!t you're thinking how you're going to get me back. All the while, I'm on the bus thinking, "oh sh!t, how's he going to get me back?"... It goes on and on.
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We did that to the snitches in BCT. LOL!
holds no rank
Because all that coffee has to go somewhere.
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lol--- @ pee-pimpin'every time one of you pee on gdas mom, I get 5 bucks.
Master...Teach me kung fu.
tough ass bytch
Well to each his own... Everyone has there own opinion.. Everyone cna speak there own mind weather another person agrees with it or not.. Remember we have the right to Freedom of Speech.....
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You are absolutely correct biznatch. However, it is the manner and way in which someone agrees/disagrees that makes the comment disrespectful. I believe we are all criticized at one point or another whether its a progress report to a job evaluation. I don't think any sifu, teacher, coach, sensai, etc would support some of the stuff that was said and I have read on these forums. But as I said before it's human nature.
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lol @ gda's mom for drinking my pi$$....
she kisses you with that mouth, dude
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