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    OT: My own Woman thread

    Ask me any woman related question and I will answer.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    i'll start:

    wd got hisself a hottie?
    " i wonder how many people take their post bone marrow transplant antibiotics with amberbock" -- GDA

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    currently I have 4 in rotation plus my Soldier. Every single man needs a Soldier.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    What is the correct answer to "Do you think I look fat?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gowgee
    What is the correct answer to "Do you think I look fat?"
    "Mmmm, you got a fat ass" Then slap it.

    Gets you out of the question AND gets you laid all in one shot
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    Why is it when "I" start a woman thread, it gets locked, but when everyone else does it goes on forever?
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    + = & a

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    Because you're a schmuck. Next question.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


    For the Women:

    + = & a

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    How come chubby girls give better oral?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Water Dragon
    currently I have 4 in rotation plus my Soldier. Every single man needs a Soldier.
    Okay, obvious question: what's a soldier? Where do we get one?
    What would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
    It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
    Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller
    How come chubby girls give better oral?
    Lots of practice cause many guys just wont go there for the full service cleaning.

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    Also, lots of practise from eating
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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller
    How come chubby girls give better oral?
    Because they're always hungry.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pork Chop
    Okay, obvious question: what's a soldier? Where do we get one?
    A soldier is a girl who will come over, for sex, cook for you and clean your house but understands she will never be your girlfriend.
    I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon

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    what do U say when she sais "ouch I think U hit an overie"
    "All the skill in the world won't hold up to a real confrontation if you are too afraid to use it."

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