Just stumbled upon this thread, as a lady I think it may be best to leave now...
The lady is back!
Just stumbled upon this thread, as a lady I think it may be best to leave now...
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what do U say when she sais "ouch I think U hit an overie"
I say, "that's right, cause I'm the Juggernaut B!TCH!!! Sheeeeeet."
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Last edited by Hard Fists; 07-07-2006 at 10:58 AM.
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what do women want?
"For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
"What, you're dead? You die easy!"
"Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
“I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
"When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
"I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."
The lady is back!
The moon on a stick, that's what we want!
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alright, I'll see what I can do.
"For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
"What, you're dead? You die easy!"
"Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
“I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
"When all this is over, Tan Hai Chi, I will kick your head off and put it on my brother's grave!
"I regard hardships as part of my training. I don't need to relax."
holds no rank
"you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs"what do U say when she sais "ouch I think U hit an overie"
Master...Teach me kung fu.
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i almost spit my water on the screen from that. classic dude.Originally Posted by Hard Fists
A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
~Sima Qian
Master pain, or pain will master you.
~PangQuan
"Just do your practice. Who cares if someone else's practice is not traditional, or even fake? What does that have to do with you?"
~Gene "The Crotch Master" Ching
You know you want to click me!!
Aaaargh, I'm a Pirate
Don't say anything, just hit it again; harder.
I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon
Aaaargh, I'm a Pirate
Women want a man who will take control, but still needs her as an integral part of whatevers going on. They don't necesarily want to take the lead, but they do want to be a vital part of whatever's going on.
I have no idea what WD is talking about.--Royal Dragon
Itinerant practitioner
"the moon on a stick"
???
I believe we might have a *** hag here boys.
Kung Fu is good for you.
choppin dat pork
And i repeat, where do i get one?
If I pack up the dog and go down to san antone next weekend will you show me these secrets?
-Jack Dempsey ch1 pg1 Championship FightingWhat would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
The lady is back!
"the moon on a stick"
???
I believe we might have a *** hag here boys.
I don't understand?
Itinerant practitioner
It's better for us if you don't understand.I don't understand?
but here goes.
Think euphamisms
moon = ?
stick = ?
You may surmise where this is going, but if you want the moon on a stick in that context, then *** hag is a mild witicism that can easily be exploded in context to this thread.
Kung Fu is good for you.
The lady is back!
Blush.
Better for me I think too. Will leave you all to it
even if you win ...
where's my beer?
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