Legends Fight

[blackmantis]

With utmost respect to the following legends, and purely for exercise of imagination and meaningless entertainment, I ask you who would win in my martial arts competition. The rules are that they compete with empty hands only, in a medium sized arena where everything goes.

1. Pak Mei
2. Wong Fei Hung
3. Sun Lu Tang
4. Hung Hei Goon
5. Ng Mui
6. Dwarf Xu
7. Yin Fu
8. Cheng Ting Hua
9. Guo Yun Shen
10. To****sugu Takamatsu
11. Morihei Ueshiba
12. Fong Sai Yuk
13. Wang Xiangzhai
14. Huo Yuanjia
15. Li Shu Wen
16. Yip Man
17. Masutatsu Oyama
18. Li Cun Yi
19. Chan Heung
20. Chow Ah Naam

I know a lot of you will get really upset with this, but just try to use your imagination. I know it will depend on the circumstances etc. but this is just for fun – PLEASE try to understand that. If you can’t bring yourself to say who would win, I would nevertheless be interested in your views regarding confrontations between these masters.

S

[The Willow Sword]

21. General Yeu Fei.


i would say that general yeu fei would kill everyone and then would have to face ueshiba moreihai and they would both cut each others head off simulataneously following the release of both their quickening and then lightning would start shooting out of the sky and the wind would swirl about with thunder booming. Then the clouds would part, the sky would clear, the sun would shine through and little birdies would start chirping. LOOK a butterfly floats among the pu$$ywillows, you are in the meadow, its a wonderous place.


Peace,,,TWS

[tjmitch]

Rickson by armbar 1:13 RD 1

[shiyonghua]

man, how can anyone bet against Pak Mei?!? The guy took down Shaolin, he's like evil incarnate . . . so my money is on Rachelle Leah

[shabinko]

#22 Lo Wai Keung

[mickey]

Greetings,

This one is way too easy.

1- The Sifus would politely sit Mas Oyama on the side, and

2- Proceed to beat the living crap out of Ueshiba and Takamatsu.

3- Then the Sifus would go out for some Dim Sum.



mickey

[Yum Cha]

Aye, laddie, there can be only ONE.

And that one would be the Highlander.

[Blacktiger]

And Wan Lai Shen is more well known than Dwarf Xu

[blackmantis]

This is without doubt the best thread ever, I can't believe people can't use their imagination!!

[jon]

Yip Man by linage war.

[mambi]

Uma Thurman.If she uses my sword

[Fighting_Lad]

Really cool the way people make funny jokes about Uma Thurman and the Highlander.

[Mr Punch]

You having a bit of a pre-midlife crisis?

[Fighting_Lad]

Me? No. But thanks for attempting a joke however weird the attempt was. I prefer the joke about Uma Thurman.

[golden arhat]

general yeu fei would win

he is a general

he has an army

thats the end