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  1. 10-09-2006, 09:50 PM #1
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    Authentic Monkey Style

    I got a kick out of this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYq1Id4NC_k
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  2. 10-10-2006, 01:56 AM #2
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    welcome to the new millenium. I hope u will find it much more comfy than under that rock
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

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  3. 10-10-2006, 02:32 AM #3
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    man ................. that clip is so old you can hear Moses in the background.
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  4. 10-10-2006, 03:03 AM #4
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    So I'm there thinking "don't let it be that chimp kicking the pad, don't let it be that chimp kicking the pad.........oh sh*t, it's that chimp kicking the pad"
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  5. 10-10-2006, 03:11 AM #5
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    It seems you got several kicks out of it.


    (badoom ting)
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  6. 10-10-2006, 07:58 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kristoffer View Post
    welcome to the new millenium. I hope u will find it much more comfy than under that rock
    I guess I do if you definition of living under a rock is that I don't spend 5-6 hours a day on the internet or that I don't have 7,000+ posts on a BB!
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  7. 10-10-2006, 09:16 AM #7
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    wtf this video again? I saw it before the internet on america's funniest videos.
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  8. 10-10-2006, 12:36 PM #8
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    I agree with Boulderdawg, I just found this owhen I started using a computer like a year ago. I thought it was the greatest thing ever.
    "For someone who's a Shaolin monk, your kung fu's really lousy!"
    "What, you're dead? You die easy!"
    "Hold on now. I said I would forget your doings, but I didn't promise to spare your life. Take his head."
    “I don’t usually smoke this brand, but I’ll do it for you.”
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  9. 10-11-2006, 02:34 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ben Gash View Post
    So I'm there thinking "don't let it be that chimp kicking the pad, don't let it be that chimp kicking the pad.........oh sh*t, it's that chimp kicking the pad"



    that's quote-worthy
    All right now, son, I want you to get a good night's rest. And remember, I could murder you while you sleep.
    Hey son, I bought you a puppy today after work. But then I killed it and ate it! Hahah, I´m just kidding. I would never buy you a puppy.

    "Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?"

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  10. 10-11-2006, 04:06 AM #10
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    Much funnier are the clips on the page underneath and to the right of the one playing like the Monkey and the Dog or the Aggresive Apes.

    Quote Originally Posted by BoulderDawg View Post
    I got a kick out of this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYq1Id4NC_k
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    Charlie the karate chimp

    I remember seeing this on TV a long time ago.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rej1KiXl8ko&sns=em

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF3dn6PD238&sns=em
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    even regular chimps can go into a face ripping flesh eating rage. that one is also armed with karate. no can defend.
    For whoso comes amongst many shall one day find that no one man is by so far the mightiest of all.
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  13. 06-10-2013, 04:32 PM #13
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    I was thinking his karate is far less scary than his natural instincts. But he seems to be enjoying it, and it's pretty cool, actually.

    It would be a bit freaky to see a chimp doing something like a karate kata or, better yet, a kung fu set.
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  14. 06-11-2013, 05:23 PM #14
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    Notice how those chimps are young. They couldn't do that with adult chimps.
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