i get like a t-shirt or sumthin right?
I can taste colors.
i get like a t-shirt or sumthin right?
"better to reside in hell knowing the truth than to be blissfully ignorant in heaven."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."- Doug Adams
I dare you to make less sense!
"Freeze?! You know if i drop the tooth fairy i'm only gettin' started mother****er!"
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
Itinerant practitioner
you don't get anything.
except fo a sense of smugness and bragging rightsthat you can waste more time on a ma bbs than your friends can.
that's quite and accomplishment in itself.
Kung Fu is good for you.
Registered User
an overinflated ego, mine still hasn't gone away!
Bless you
Registered User
A lapdance or a punch in the testicles. Close your eyes are try and guess which.
Jedi Knight
A realization that all your friends are digital, all your hours are wasted on KMO with porn open in the background, and that sometimes suicide is the answer.
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Jason
--Keep talking and I'm gonna serve you dinner...by opening up a can of "whoop-ass" and for dessert, a slice of Lama Pai!
God gave us free will. Therefore he is pro-choice.
Vinimos a triunfar,....
Bangkok! Surprise!
I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero - Warrior Man
Moo Moo
when I first subscribed to Kung Fu Tai Chi and started to sign in the board.
I thought that if I post 3 posts every day, I may then reach 1000 posts in about a year.
I started to post in Bulshido, too.
Actually, I spend more time reading then posting. After a while, I only post here.
Even though I still browse over 20 forums,
I just noticed I posted over 3000.
Has it been that long?
Itinerant practitioner
you're going on 3 years spj, so your 3 posts a day is about right.
Kung Fu is good for you.
Registered User
I dont practice CMA and this is the only forum I do. (I do plan on going back to CMA after aging makes combat sports more difficult).
Bless you
Troll Slayer
Come on guys! We have to warn him! When you reach a thousand posts on this forum, well, I hate reliving this experience, but, sob, it's better you know, Gene shows up late at night at your door, drunk as a skunk, and performs an "intervention"
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Itinerant practitioner
a psychadelic intervention!
Kung Fu is good for you.
Loud City
Ming Yue is married now, so you can't get the same thing I got for my 1,000th post.
Registered User
Gene comes to your house, kicks you in the nuts a few times and then straps your johnson to a big truck and makes you pull it.
We've all done it. Welcome to the club.
Check out my wooden dummy website: http://www.woodendummyco.com/
Registered User
Gene shows up late at night at your door,hornie as a skunk, and performs an "intervention"
I am sobbing while recalling this painful memory.
Last edited by bodhitree; 10-27-2006 at 08:06 AM.
Bless you
Troll Slayer
he kept saying the same thing, over and over again
"this is how you slide a spear"
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