44 more till i get my own forum stalker.
well i may have been gifted earlier as it turns out my 4 phone call a day stalker was my ex-fiancee; pretty messed up considering she's the one that dumped me.
choppin dat pork
44 more till i get my own forum stalker.
well i may have been gifted earlier as it turns out my 4 phone call a day stalker was my ex-fiancee; pretty messed up considering she's the one that dumped me.
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-Jack Dempsey ch1 pg1 Championship FightingWhat would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
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when you reach 1,000
you have learned the basics and can start to try to really learn.
Bless you
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...and I don't mean the kind you kick.
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choppin dat pork
given my penchant for practising on inmates at the asylum, i'll assume you mean the Planter's kind?Originally Posted by GeneChing
-Jack Dempsey ch1 pg1 Championship FightingWhat would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
It's practically certain that the truckman would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck.
Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile WHEN ITS BODY-WEIGHT IS SET INTO FAST MOTION.
Banned
You get one butt blister for every thousand.
At five thousand, you get an autographed wrist brace and carpal tunnel pad.
At ten thousand, you recieve not one but TWO adjustable beds. One for each butt cheek.
At twenty thousand, martial arts mart sends you a personaly engraved bed pan.
After that you switch over to disability insurance and federal aid.
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I can taste colors.
lol shweet. i can already feel my self-worth slowing dying.
i still want a tshirt tho.
"better to reside in hell knowing the truth than to be blissfully ignorant in heaven."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."- Doug Adams
I dare you to make less sense!
"Freeze?! You know if i drop the tooth fairy i'm only gettin' started mother****er!"
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
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you may not get a tee shirt, you will get a crotch kick.
Bless you
I train UFC.
Once the young disciple has reached 1,000 posts, he may begin training with body rather than mouth and keyboard.
A unique snowflake
I can taste colors.
so that means my internet warrior days are numbered then?
i might actually hafta train? gawd thats a horrifying thought.... i better slow down and savor it. lol
"better to reside in hell knowing the truth than to be blissfully ignorant in heaven."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."- Doug Adams
I dare you to make less sense!
"Freeze?! You know if i drop the tooth fairy i'm only gettin' started mother****er!"
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
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I love it when Gene talks dirty
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That's our little secret, lkfmdc. ixnay on the irtyday alktay.
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Author of Shaolin Trips
Support our forum by getting your gear at MartialArtSmart
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LOL, my new sig.
Check out my wooden dummy website: http://www.woodendummyco.com/
I can taste colors.
anything involving my crotch requires you to buy me dinner first.
"better to reside in hell knowing the truth than to be blissfully ignorant in heaven."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."- Doug Adams
I dare you to make less sense!
"Freeze?! You know if i drop the tooth fairy i'm only gettin' started mother****er!"
"It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." - George Carlin
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It's not what you get at a thousand posts, it's what you get at FIVE thousand posts thta matters!
Re reads post above] Ummm Errr........quickly leaves the room........
Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.
For the Women:
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"Come on guys! We have to warn him! When you reach a thousand posts on this forum, well, I hate reliving this experience, but, sob, it's better you know, Gene shows up late at night at your door, drunk as a skunk, and performs an "intervention"
It's been caught on film. Register under a new name before 1000! You have been warned! BWA HA HA HA! BWOO HOO HA HA HA! BWA HA ^!#@ (cough, choke) Ha! ha?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-9n7FlsWEw
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