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    Kung Fu Wife???

    Ok, why is it so hard to find a girl that does Kung Fu to date? I mean, meeting pretty women or whatever is not the problem at all(especially in my business) but I've yet to meet a Kung Fu female I'd date. What's up with that?

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    what forum did you think you were at?
    Kung Fu is good for you.

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    Take a wushu class. Lots of wimmins in those.

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    you forgot to say "except meltdawn, who is incredibly hot but that would be like doing my sister, except my white sister, but i don't have one, still, she's really cool."

    dang, do i have to stick up for myself EVERYWHERE i follow you around? then what's the use of having around a "big berlack man" who knows kung fu? you got other attributes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by meltdawn View Post
    you forgot to say "except meltdawn, who is incredibly hot but that would be like doing my sister, except my white sister, but i don't have one, still, she's really cool."

    dang, do i have to stick up for myself EVERYWHERE i follow you around? then what's the use of having around a "big berlack man" who knows kung fu? you got other attributes?

    I demand pics! You cannot claim hotness and then deny us the proof!!!!!!

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    I'm a girl and I do kung fu. But 'fraid i can't marry you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by meltdawn View Post
    bikini pics would be better. And if you could get Su Lin to pose also, maybe rubbing tanning oil on your back...

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    Quote Originally Posted by meltdawn View Post
    you forgot to say "except meltdawn, who is incredibly hot but that would be like doing my sister, except my white sister, but i don't have one, still, she's really cool."
    according to the detailes of the restraining order you took out against me, i'm not allowed to even say that much....
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    How 'bout a chick that won't complain about the odor of jow on me? "You curry-syrup smellin' $%#^&*&%^$#@!"

    Quote Originally Posted by nyhakka View Post
    Ok, why is it so hard to find a girl that does Kung Fu to date? I mean, meeting pretty women or whatever is not the problem at all(especially in my business) but I've yet to meet a Kung Fu female I'd date. What's up with that?
    I was on the metro earlier, deep in meditation, when a ruffian came over and started causing trouble. He started pushing me with his bag, steadily increasing the force until it became very annoying. When I turned to him, before I could ask him to stop, he immediately started hurling abuse like a scoundrel. I performed a basic chin na - carotid artery strike combination and sent him to sleep. The rest of my journey was very peaceful, and passersby hailed me as a hero - Warrior Man

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    Quote Originally Posted by MasterKiller View Post
    bikini pics would be better. And if you could get Su Lin to pose also, maybe rubbing tanning oil on your back...
    oooh, or tell you what, why don't you put on that banana hammock and do a little dance for me? mmm, yeah, mommy likes it when he bends over like that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by meltdawn View Post
    oooh, or tell you what, why don't you put on that banana hammock and do a little dance for me? mmm, yeah, mommy likes it when he bends over like that...
    hubba hubba

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    [QUOTE=meltdawn;720192]oooh, or tell you what, why don't you put on that banana hammock and do a little dance for me? mmm, yeah, mommy likes it when he bends over like that...[/QUOT

    Have I been on the wrong thread all this time or what

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    From what I've seen....be careful...most come in to the school to find a man and when they get you they stop studying and start asking...are you going to the gym again....wouldn't you rather be home with me My suggestion would be to find one already established in a style, with rank,,,this shows she's in it for the art and not to just find a man...she'll be at the gym with you. If she can whip your a$$ that could be even better

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    Ha! I'd love to have a chick I can test my skils with, and I mean ALL my skills!
    Su Lin you just broke my heart before even seeing me!!!

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