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    you guys are a bunch of suckas

    you can make it a point to try and take away my street cred, but NOBODY could put up a happy b day thread yesterday??!??! *sniffle*
    i'm nobody...i'm nobody. i'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo... a boxcar and a jug of wine... but i'm a straight razor if you get to close to me.

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    "hey pal, you wanna do the dance of destruction with the belle of the ball, just say the word." -apoweyn

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    sorry was too busy hangin out with strippers yesterday
    they actually put me on their myspace
    i think it's love....







    MUWAHAHAHAHAHAAH
    sorry, i couldn't even pretend to say that with a straight face...


    happy birthday, hope you spent it lifting heavy stuff and relaxing with loved ones.
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    sorry 7* i tend to only check the forums when i am at work so i didn't see it was your bday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! sorry its late.

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    Happy B-day!

    I was at Knott's berry farm all day yesterday with my own and neighbor's kids.

    We were standing in line for ever just to get a ride.

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    That's the trouble with weekend b-days...

    ...I was home taking care of my sick kid who came down with a nasty fever.
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    I am a cranky, grouchy old man, and I never say happy birthday to anyone.

    However, if I wasn't I would have
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    hbd, many more.
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    Sorry Dude.

    Happy Belated Bday. Hope it was a good one.
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    I was distracted by my 4:34 am sledge hammer duel to the death, I lost

    So, how old are you? 50?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pork Chop View Post
    happy birthday, hope you spent it lifting heavy stuff and relaxing with loved ones.
    Yeah, HBD, I hope you spent it lifting heavy loved ones and relaxing with stuff too.
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    Dang 7*, to be dissed by someone from Cherry Point means an additional -5 street cred points. But since I forgot your birthday and I'm awash in street cred I happily give you +15 street cred points.

    Happy Birthday big guy.
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    The crap that many schools do is not the crap I was taught or train in or teach.

    Dam nit... it made sense when it was running through my head.

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    7! I'm barely ever here, so sorry for dropping the ball. I will make more of an effort in the future to check daily for your bday notification.

    Hope you had a good one...

    Sincerely,

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    many happy returns

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