Originally Posted by
lunghushan
The most logical explanation for all of this is that Jesus was the cabron child of a poor Jewish couple. Because everybody knew he was a cabron, he was persecuted, so he probably spent his time as a nerd would spend their time, in the Temple, talking to priests and stuff, because he was probably picked on a lot. They probably didn't have many libraries back then or places where nerds hang out.
So at some point he decided to start preaching, probably because it was the only way he could get any attention, and got a few followers. Probably not a lot of followers, but a few followers. Probably because the Jews were looking for a Messiah because of the Roman occupation.
So then the Romans decide to crucify him, as they did a lot of people, and they made a tragic error in judgement, because he became a martyr. They started a cult around him, and the cult gained in popularity, because people follow stupid cults as people do.
(They're still following stupid cults such as Christianity and Islam today, with like billions of followers).
The Bible even says there were others crucified that day, and makes mentions of other people preaching at the same time.
Because the Romans probably disposed of his body in the night, trying to NOT make him a martyr, that's probably how the entire 'resurrection' story started.
I mean, give me a break. 'Virgin birth'? 'Resurrection'?? It's a load of hogwash. Bottom line is Jesus was poor illegitimate child of a carpenter, right?
But it still doesn't answer the question is why do billions of people believe in Christianity and Islam? It just doesn't make any sense whatsoever.