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    Will grapple your mom for food

    I can't believe this place hasn't gone all MMA since last I checked in?!
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    well, um......whats the name of the magazine again???? not mmamagazine.com now is it lol
    A BJJ player and notorious pimp, Da Big Deezy, in the Crenshaw district tried to "raise up" and "slap a ho" ..... I impaled him with my retractible naginata. I wish there were more groundfighters in the world. They make my arsenal that much more deadly. - john takeshi

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    this place got hit by mma freaks faster then a virgin at a cannibal hoedown. For a while there you couldn't turn around without seeing an MMA rules or a USA sucks thread.
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    Welcome back! How've you been, what's new?

    BTW The death match is on! Have your agent call my agent.
    I quit after getting my first black belt because the school I was a part of was in the process of lowering their standards A painfully honest KC Elbows

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    TCMA and MMA, arguing, changing, debating, all such NEW concepts on this website.
    Bless you

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    The MMA newbs that were infesting this site realized they were wasting their time.
    However, if you want a good debate I still think checkers is superior to chess and that oranges are nices than apples.
    A unique snowflake

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    Quote Originally Posted by WinterPalm View Post
    The MMA newbs that were infesting this site realized they were wasting their time.
    However, if you want a good debate I still think checkers is superior to chess and that oranges are nices than apples.
    Checkers will never be superior to CHESS neveR!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rogue View Post
    Welcome back! How've you been, what's new?

    BTW The death match is on! Have your agent call my agent.
    How many death matches do I have to kill you in dood?


    Things are good, still doing capoeira, considering trying to find a boxing gym just to play around. Haven't decided if I have the time yet or not.

    winterpalm - chess anyday
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    you can grapple my mom for free.

    my mom is such a *****.
    where's my beer?

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    strike!

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    I agree with GDA

    strike!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnedDownAtrocity View Post
    you can grapple my mom for free.

    my mom is such a *****.

    yeah she is!
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    *gets in line to grapple gda's mom*
    A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
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    p.s.

    whats up red. long time no type.
    A man has only one death. That death may be as weighty as Mt. Tai, or it may be as light as a goose feather. It all depends upon the way he uses it....
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    Master pain, or pain will master you.
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    *cleans self thoroughly after grappling GDA's mom*

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