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    Really Weird Royal Dragon IM!!

    whereislove_mary: Hello

    royaldragonusa: Hello!

    whereislove_mary: How er U?

    royaldragonusa: Good, how are you?

    royaldragonusa: Actually, thats a lie, ai am a bit sick today

    whereislove_mary: Am fine

    whereislove_mary: And U?

    royaldragonusa: What kind of music do you like?

    whereislove_mary: Okay

    whereislove_mary: Whats ur name?

    royaldragonusa: John

    royaldragonusa: I assume you arre Mary?

    whereislove_mary: Lets get to know each other 1st

    whereislove_mary: Yeh i am

    whereislove_mary: How old er U?

    royaldragonusa: 38

    whereislove_mary: Am 27

    whereislove_mary: From match

    whereislove_mary: U?

    royaldragonusa: Lets get to know each other 1st, isn't that part of asking about
    your musical tasts?

    whereislove_mary: Well i think u dont want to chat with me lol

    royaldragonusa: I do want to chat

    royaldragonusa: What kind of music do you like?

    whereislove_mary: Okay hip pop,regge,blues

    royaldragonusa: I like have metal, rock country, and lately I have been into
    Bluegrass.

    whereislove_mary: Okay

    whereislove_mary: What do u do for living and fun?

    royaldragonusa: Do you dnace?

    whereislove_mary: Yes i do

    royaldragonusa: I own a small busisness. i write estimates for insurance
    comapnies.

    royaldragonusa: What do you do?

    whereislove_mary: I am a student studied Mass comm

    royaldragonusa: Mass communications? Like radio TV?

    whereislove_mary: yeh

    whereislove_mary: U hate it?

    royaldragonusa: Hate what?

    whereislove_mary: U hate mass comm?

    royaldragonusa: No, why did you think that?

    whereislove_mary: Coz u ask

    whereislove_mary: well am sorry

    whereislove_mary: What er u looking for in woman and do u interested in me?

    royaldragonusa: For what? I didn't say I hate anything, why do youn assume
    that?

    whereislove_mary: Pardon

    whereislove_mary: What er u looking for in woman and do u interested in me?

    royaldragonusa: I'm not sure what i want. I tak relationships as they come.

    royaldragonusa: I have to gte to know you before I cna say if I am interested.

    whereislove_mary: well i am looking for a caring and loving man who is
    passionate and affectionate with a very good sence of humor

    royaldragonusa: That would be me!!

    royaldragonusa: Do you like to camp and hike?

    whereislove_mary: Yes

    royaldragonusa: Where have you camped?

    whereislove_mary: Did u know am presently right now in Nigeria to visit my sick
    mom but coming back b4 this Xmas

    whereislove_mary: /

    whereislove_mary: ?

    royaldragonusa: Really?

    whereislove_mary: Yes

    whereislove_mary: U there?

    royaldragonusa: Hello!

    royaldragonusa: sORRY, i HADA PHONE CALL.

    whereislove_mary: Oh ok

    whereislove_mary: I thought u dont want to talk to me anymore

    royaldragonusa: How long have you been in Nigeria?

    whereislove_mary: John i think u emailed me

    whereislove_mary: I am just reading it now

    royaldragonusa: Yes, I did before. You e-mailed me a few times too.

    royaldragonusa: Cool!

    whereislove_mary: Well i thought u wont serious in talking to me but now i think
    u er very serious man

    whereislove_mary: So have u married b4?had any kids?

    royaldragonusa: I was married young, and divorced. One child

    whereislove_mary: Boy or girl?why divorce?

    whereislove_mary: what bad exp u had b4?

    royaldragonusa: Daughter

    royaldragonusa: She and i didn't fit well.

    whereislove_mary: Okay

    royaldragonusa: How about you?

    whereislove_mary: How old is ur daugter?

    royaldragonusa: 16

    whereislove_mary: Well i am very much single,never married b4 and i got no kids
    and still searching for the Mr Right to settle down and treat him well like my king

    royaldragonusa: I'd like to find someone I fit well.

    whereislove_mary: well i think u and i definitely found each other

    whereislove_mary: So where is ur child?

    royaldragonusa: She is at her moms today,

    royaldragonusa: How would you treat your king

    whereislove_mary: Oh okay

    whereislove_mary: Well with loving,caring and respect

    royaldragonusa: I would treat my queen the same.

    whereislove_mary: How long u er at match?and have u meet some ladies b4 or
    am ur 1st contact??

    royaldragonusa: What things do you like to do for your King?

    royaldragonusa: I have been on and off for a long time, and had several
    relationships.

    whereislove_mary: Well would treat him well

    whereislove_mary: Can u tell me about ur past in relationship

    whereislove_mary: ?

    royaldragonusa: What do you want tro know?

    whereislove_mary: Well tell me the kind of experinced u have had that is ur past
    in relationship

    royaldragonusa: Like what? I have had sime good, some bad. How about you?

    whereislove_mary: Same here 2

    whereislove_mary: I have dated a guy b4 but later broke my heart

    royaldragonusa: Same here. Several times.

    whereislove_mary: He left me for another lady

    whereislove_mary: Do u have a cam?

    royaldragonusa: One or two of mine lft me for other guys.

    royaldragonusa: \No cam, do you?'

    whereislove_mary: I dont have

    whereislove_mary: So john

    whereislove_mary: Would U like to settle down?

    royaldragonusa: Yes.

    whereislove_mary: Good and me 2

    whereislove_mary: Whats ur other name?

    whereislove_mary: like surname

    whereislove_mary: ?

    royaldragonusa: What other name?

    royaldragonusa: Monticello

    whereislove_mary: Thats ur surname?

    royaldragonusa: Yes

    whereislove_mary: Okay

    whereislove_mary: Coz i want to add u with that name

    whereislove_mary: Do u see my pic up there in d image box?

    royaldragonusa: Ok

    royaldragonusa: No pic

    royaldragonusa: cool

    royaldragonusa: Your photo did not come through

    whereislove_mary: Yes

    whereislove_mary: I am using a old version of yahoo messanger

    royaldragonusa: I see

    whereislove_mary: plz brb

    whereislove_mary: ok

    royaldragonusa: Ok

    whereislove_mary: I am back

    whereislove_mary: Why er U invisible?

    royaldragonusa: I don't know, I generlal saty invisable so I am not bothered all
    day.

    whereislove_mary: So where er U noa?

    whereislove_mary: now?

    royaldragonusa: I am in Peoria

    whereislove_mary: Ok

    whereislove_mary: So John tell me about ur childhood

    royaldragonusa: No luck with yur pictures?

    royaldragonusa: What do you want to know?

    whereislove_mary: yes'

    royaldragonusa: I can't see ur pics

    whereislove_mary: I can send u my pics okay

    whereislove_mary: Its becoz am using old version

    royaldragonusa: I only have my ones that are on match

    royaldragonusa: I see, can you upgrade?

    whereislove_mary: Well i have deleted my profile away off from match

    whereislove_mary: U?

    royaldragonusa: Mine is up, but I am not a suscribing memeber.

    whereislove_mary: Can u deleted ur profile away from match?

    royaldragonusa: Yes, if I wanted too.

    whereislove_mary: Can u do it now?

    whereislove_mary: I deleted mine when i meet u

    royaldragonusa: why would I do that? We never even met?

    royaldragonusa: maybe after we get to knwo eachother, and see if ther eis
    chemistry.

    whereislove_mary: Well coz i dont want any other member to contact me again
    that y i did mine

    royaldragonusa: I have done that before myself.

    whereislove_mary: But i dont know maybe u er still looking for another woman
    again to contact

    royaldragonusa: I am keeping my options open, untill something more solid
    happenes.

    royaldragonusa: Where in the US do you live at?

    whereislove_mary: Illinois

    whereislove_mary: U

    whereislove_mary: ?

    royaldragonusa: Where in Illinois

    whereislove_mary: Carpentersville

    royaldragonusa: Is that close to Aurora?

    whereislove_mary: no

    whereislove_mary: Is Silverstone dr

    whereislove_mary: U know there?

    whereislove_mary: U there?

    royaldragonusa: Hi

    royaldragonusa: Sorry, I had someen at the door.

    whereislove_mary: Ok

    royaldragonusa: I am in Aurora a lot.

    royaldragonusa: What places do you like to go to? Like for movies, restraunts etc..

    whereislove_mary: Okay

    whereislove_mary: Do u still have parents?er u religious?do u go to church?

    royaldragonusa: My Father is alive. I don;t knwo about my mom, she is not part of
    my life.

    royaldragonusa: I am not religious, and rarely go to church.

    whereislove_mary: Really

    royaldragonusa: How about you?

    whereislove_mary: What happened,can u tell me?

    royaldragonusa: I don't want to get into it
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    whereislove_mary: Well i am very religious and goes to church

    whereislove_mary: well thats okay babe

    whereislove_mary: I have mother and she is old

    royaldragonusa: What religion are you?

    whereislove_mary: I was called that my father and my younger brother was part
    of the plane crash that happend in Nigeria and they died

    whereislove_mary: I am christian/catholic

    royaldragonusa: Sorry to hear that.

    royaldragonusa: Let me gues, you need someones help to gte thier asscetts out
    of the country.....

    whereislove_mary: U mean?

    royaldragonusa: Do you want me to help you get thier assets, money, out of the
    country?

    whereislove_mary: I havent still not understand

    whereislove_mary: U

    royaldragonusa: Haven't you ever got thet Nigerian banks scam letter?

    whereislove_mary: And what made u think like that when i tell u i lost my dad?

    royaldragonusa: The fact that you are in nigera.

    whereislove_mary: So do u think i am a Nigerian?

    royaldragonusa: If you have never gotten the letter in your e-Mail, you won't
    understand the humur in my comments.

    royaldragonusa: You have not said one way, or the other.

    whereislove_mary: So what u er u trying to talk about now john?

    royaldragonusa: Never mind, if you have never gotten the Nigerian bank scamm
    letter in your E-mail, you would not understand the joke.

    whereislove_mary: So what r u really reffering me to?

    whereislove_mary: plz i want to understand u better

    royaldragonusa: The Nigeran bank scamm goes like this, someone From Nigeria
    contacts you Via E_mail, and claims to have reacently deceased realtives in
    Nigeria. These relatives have substantial financial hlodings, in Nigeria. The person
    is in abind, and cannot gte the money out of the conutry undetected except by a wire transfer. They need to do it now, and are asking if they can transfer Millon's into your personall account. whne they get back to the US, thye will pick up the money form yu, and in return you get to keep 10% of it.

    royaldragonusa: What really happenes is they get the bank info on your account to do the transfer, and reverse wire ALL of your money into an account In Nigeria where you cannot retrive it.

    royaldragonusa: Your story reminded me of the scam, and i made a joke about it, only you apparently ahve never gottne one of thses letters, so you didn;t get it.

    whereislove_mary: Scam or no scam, i dont understand anything about it and am not the type that will tell u to help me do that kind of a thing bcoz im not a Bank

    whereislove_mary: All i just know is that my father died in plane crash

    whereislove_mary: thats all

    royaldragonusa: Sorry to hear that.

    whereislove_mary: Well TY

    royaldragonusa: What is TY?

    whereislove_mary: So some scammed u b4?

    royaldragonusa: No, but I am smart.

    whereislove_mary: Means Thank You

    whereislove_mary: But am honest

    royaldragonusa: Your welcome

    whereislove_mary: and very much trustworthy

    whereislove_mary: Where u meet the person?

    royaldragonusa: Meet what person?

    whereislove_mary: The person what tell u that she want u to help her

    royaldragonusa: No, they do the whole thing over E-mail. They "Say" they will
    meet, but never do.

    whereislove_mary: But lied for my ealier

    royaldragonusa: Yes, they lie

    whereislove_mary: I mean U lied for me ealier

    royaldragonusa: I lied? about what?

    whereislove_mary: U said u havent meet any woman that am ur 1st contact

    royaldragonusa: I did not say that.

    whereislove_mary: Whats her name?

    royaldragonusa: whereislove_mary: How long u er at match?and have u meet
    some ladies b4 or am ur 1st contact??

    royaldragonusa: What things do you like to do for your King?

    royaldragonusa: I have been on and off for a long time, and had several
    relationships.

    royaldragonusa: Which one?

    royaldragonusa: Why do you want to know her name?

    whereislove_mary: Just asking

    whereislove_mary: Coz u made me really confused

    royaldragonusa: How did I make you confised?

    whereislove_mary: Well its okay

    whereislove_mary: tell me about ur childhood

    royaldragonusa: What do you want to knwo?

    royaldragonusa: Do you have siblings?

    whereislove_mary: No

    royaldragonusa: You were an only child?

    whereislove_mary: plz brb
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    I take it you can't afford the 900 numbers anymore. You really spend your spare time doing this?
    When seconds count the cops are only minutes away!

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    Your lineage is pathetic.
    Obviously this post is just more Cavasauras BS mumbo-jumbo without any substantial backing. Mary is probably your sister and your so-called black pelt is probably just some skid marked undergarments!
    Ha, let's see you pick up a woman in a cage with specified rules under a sanctioned governing body! You think all your fancy internet crap will help you when you're put to the test? Oh wait, let me guess, if you go into the cage to pick up a woman you'll be at a disadvantage because you won't be able to use your internet connection and be constrained by rules that, get this you bozo, level and even out the playing field. THere are plenty fish in the sea buddy!
    Besides, everyone else in the cage is limited by the rule-set just like you and if you can't get a date under specified rules in a sacntioned attempt at picking up someone, than how can you do it in the street or on the net?

    Hey guys, he'll come back that he doesn't care about how many dates he can get or how well his macking skills are or that his skills work in the street...yeah, against untrained uneducated foolish girls!
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    No fair. I only get MA related IM or training tips IM.


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    LOL!! She's IM me again!!! Now what do I do?
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    you give her the goods, man. and after that, you go get a bacon sammich.
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    ask her if she likes a big fat **** in her mouth
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    Genes too busy rocking the gang and scarfing down bags of cheetos while beating it to nacho ninjettes and laughing at the ridiculous posts on the kfforum. In a horse stance of course.

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    I've gotten a few from South Africa, mighta been the same person, they had very similar stories.

    both were originally from texas, parents got in a car crash, went to miami to go live with family. in one story, the girl took off to south africa with the aunt and her new husband. in the other story the girl stayed in miami for a while with an abusive uncle before moving to go be with family in South Africa.

    i got a bit tired of the psychos on match.
    i started doing world friends to get some penpals and some language practise in.

    i think i found a new angle to get women though..
    apparently I'm just like "the set up guy" - that new hugh jackman movie where girls that date him dump him for their future husband... it's happened to me a good 5 or 6 times already....
    What would happen if a year-old baby fell from a fourth-floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver, standing on the sidewalk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Royal Dragon View Post
    LOL!! She's IM me again!!! Now what do I do?
    You ask her out and then drop some rupies in her mai tai drink.

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    Ok, she has been IM'n me everyday now. I haven't been posting them all, because most of it is boring conversation (no more talk of shaving bikini areas ), but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of today's IM

    She has been moving quick, most bets were that she would ask for money after a week more.


    royaldragonusa: hi
    whereislove_mary: Hello
    whereislove_mary: how is ur weekend?
    royaldragonusa: good so far, how about yours?
    whereislove_mary: fine
    whereislove_mary: i missed talking to u
    royaldragonusa: We talked yesterday!
    royaldragonusa: What day are you comming home?
    whereislove_mary: Next week
    whereislove_mary: I need ur help John
    royaldragonusa: How so?
    whereislove_mary: I want u to help me for Bta money
    royaldragonusa: What is bta money?
    whereislove_mary: Basic Travellers Allowance
    royaldragonusa: i see, how much?
    whereislove_mary: brb
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    Wow, mine spent a week telling me she loved me, sent me pictures, had a sick mother and the likes. In the end I got tired of it, it wasn't fun anymore so I ended it this way:

    4:02:32 AM elohim4hire: away
    4:02:35 AM talk_liza: Cool
    4:03:01 AM elohim4hire: you watching World Cup?
    4:03:16 AM talk_liza: Not really
    4:04:21 AM elohim4hire: Italy beat Ghana, I thought it was going to be the other way around
    4:05:26 AM talk_liza: Okay
    4:06:33 AM talk_liza: Sweetie
    4:06:44 AM talk_liza: am not happy here
    4:07:02 AM elohim4hire: tell me about it
    4:07:33 AM talk_liza: Sweetie i got paid yesterday with paycheck
    4:07:54 AM talk_liza: and i can't cash it here
    4:08:12 AM talk_liza: i need come back home soon to meet you in person
    4:08:49 AM talk_liza: can you help me to cash it there and send the cash to me so that i can pay for my flight ticket fee and bta fee
    4:09:23 AM elohim4hire: I can't be trusted with money, sorry
    4:10:02 AM talk_liza: Sweetie i work for this and i need to get back home
    4:10:11 AM talk_liza: i don't have any cash with me here
    4:11:52 AM elohim4hire: I can't be trusted with money, I legally can't make transactions of any kind on the web as a condition of my release after conviction of Internet Fraud back in '98
    4:12:40 AM talk_liza: Sweetie this is not a fraud
    4:12:49 AM talk_liza: i work for this
    4:12:53 AM elohim4hire: not you, I.
    4:13:16 AM talk_liza: i work hard here before i can get this paycheck
    4:14:22 AM elohim4hire: I have defrauded people out of money on the Internet telling stories and part of the sentencing was no use of a computer for five years and no transactions. It in New York State Court case law, I can't.
    4:14:57 AM elohim4hire: That's why I'm on Yahoo, it's a free service
    4:15:06 AM elohim4hire: I can't even join a website
    4:15:14 AM elohim4hire: if it costs anything
    4:15:31 AM elohim4hire: It's called a "limited use" clause
    4:16:05 AM elohim4hire: I also had to sit in front of Federal judge after all that
    4:16:41 AM elohim4hire: but they was real sweet and cut a deal with me after they scared the hell out of me
    4:17:01 AM talk_liza: Oh sorry to hear that sweetie
    4:17:17 AM talk_liza: can you help me with a little money there sweetie
    4:18:43 AM talk_liza: can you do this for me
    4:18:45 AM elohim4hire: I just said I can't, there are records of all these chats now and the government doesn't have to go to court to read them, they just watch what you do electronically with credit cards and use of the Internet
    4:18:51 AM elohim4hire: Nope, i can't
    4:19:11 AM talk_liza: Okay sweetie
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    BTW, she is useing a Yahoo IM, incase any of you wish to have some fun!
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    I came out of KFM retirement just to tell you that your freaky life never ceases to amuse me.

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    You are welcome. Honestly, I think most of the freinds I do have, hang with me solely because I have such a bizzaro life. Everyonelse would be telling tall tales, me, it all happenes for real.

    Like the time I was on the expressway and the oil barge blew up in the river right next to me....
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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