Really Weird Royal Dragon IM!!

[Scott R. Brown]

One time I was IM-ing with a 43 year old woman from Turkey who told me I could beat her if i wanted too!!

I told her adult men don't beat their wives or girl friends, but that was the last conversation I ever had with her too!

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!!! You should have told her you'd beat her as much as she wanted!!

[Royal Dragon]

BUZZ!!!
royaldragonusa: hi
whereislove_mary: sup
royaldragonusa: Not much, just working
whereislove_mary: Okay
whereislove_mary: So i asked for u help
royaldragonusa: Yes, explain again?
whereislove_mary: Its BTA money
whereislove_mary: I have paid my ticket money
whereislove_mary: but i need to pay basic travellers allowance
whereislove_mary: b4 i can allow to enter a plane
whereislove_mary: plz i really need ur help
royaldragonusa: I never heard of that before.
whereislove_mary: Well thats what happen babe
whereislove_mary: Plz
royaldragonusa: Everytime I have ever flown, I just pay the ticket.
whereislove_mary: for what?
royaldragonusa: To board the plane and fly somewhere.
whereislove_mary: Will u help me
whereislove_mary: the bta is 550
whereislove_mary: but i have 250
whereislove_mary: and i need 200
royaldragonusa: That's crazy. You can explaine that you flew in for a death in the family, and they will help you fly for next to nothing.
whereislove_mary: John
whereislove_mary: U wont heelp me?
royaldragonusa: I just did, explaine about the death in the fmaily, the airlines will help.
whereislove_mary: So u cant send me any money?
royaldragonusa: Why would I? I told you how to solve your problem for free.
royaldragonusa: Listen sweetheart, I am a former professional con artist, I saw this gag comming a mile away. My frineds and I have had a bet going as to how long it would take you to ask for money. One of my ex girlfreind's won the bet yesterday. Thankyou for the entertainment though, it's been fun!!
royaldragonusa: A note of advice to better your con, play it out longer, give it time to build a stronger relationship with your mark. You rushed it a bit too much.
whereislove_mary: How much can u send me?
royaldragonusa: LOL!!
royaldragonusa: What do i get in return?
whereislove_mary: But i am coming down there to ur location
royaldragonusa: Reall...and I'm santa clause
whereislove_mary: Yes
royaldragonusa: Well, if I am wrong, let me know when you get back, and I will take you to dinner to amke u for mis judgeing you.
whereislove_mary: Ok just assist me okay
royaldragonusa: Sorry, to make up for misjudgeing you.
royaldragonusa: LOL!!
whereislove_mary: Thank u lol
royaldragonusa: Time to move on to the next mark sweetheart.
royaldragonusa: Ur welcome.
whereislove_mary: thanks
whereislove_mary: I havent got the ticket ready
whereislove_mary: i will send u the flight details
whereislove_mary: how much can u send me?
royaldragonusa: HA, ha, Ha!! Ur so funny!
royaldragonusa: I tell you what, why don't you wire me enough money for a plane ticket, and I will come down and visit you!
royaldragonusa:

[Royal Dragon]

Sang Feng Fan,

I loved your ending to this, what did you think of mine?

[Vash]

I FINALLY get back my intra-tubes capability (thanks Windows!) and this is the second thread I respond to.

Woe is me.

[Royal Dragon]

OMG!! She is still trying!!

BUZZ!!!
royaldragonusa: hi
whereislove_mary: how er yu
whereislove_mary: ?
whereislove_mary: ?
royaldragonusa: good, and you?
whereislove_mary: fine
whereislove_mary: how about the money?
royaldragonusa: LOL!! Ur too funny!
whereislove_mary: am sorry babe
whereislove_mary: assist me
royaldragonusa: Ur pretty stoubure, I'll give yo that!
whereislove_mary: u mean?
royaldragonusa: I mean you do not give up.
whereislove_mary: will u send it
whereislove_mary: ?
royaldragonusa: How would I do that?
whereislove_mary: western union
royaldragonusa: Where too?
whereislove_mary: Nigeria
royaldragonusa: So, I'm just gonna send $200.0 to nigeria? it's a big place, how would you know where to find it?
whereislove_mary: when u send it through western union
whereislove_mary: u will just email and give me the details given to u by western union
whereislove_mary: and i will know how to collect it here
whereislove_mary: as well
royaldragonusa: Impossible, I don't even know your name....
whereislove_mary: Mary
royaldragonusa: Mary what? there are thousands of Mary's
whereislove_mary: Mary Collins
royaldragonusa: well, thats a start. I need the address of you locla western union as well.
whereislove_mary:
Name:Mary Collins
Address:2,carol ave
Lagos,Nigeria,23401
thats just what u need to send it as well
royaldragonusa: Ok, I will see what I cna do later.
whereislove_mary: are u trying to send it for me 2day?
royaldragonusa: if I have time.
whereislove_mary: ok thank u
royaldragonusa: You'd beter cook me a big meal when you get back though!
whereislove_mary: i will
whereislove_mary: u will send me this as soon as u send me the money
whereislove_mary: Mtcn
whereislove_mary: Text and answer
whereislove_mary: Senders and receivers name
whereislove_mary: Amount
whereislove_mary: Ok
royaldragonusa: Sure
whereislove_mary: yup

[lunghushan]

Man, RD, the thing that I don't understand is why do you keep talking to these psychos? You need a psycho filter.

What you need to find is a Target Rich Environment. You need to find a place where there's lots of women, real women, not predatory Internet women.

I found out one place where they hang out by the dozens, and I'll PM you.

Oh, and BTW you seem to not mind dating single moms. Single moms are like the easiest women in the world to find.

All you have to do is go to these stupid events like Christmas parties. Yes, Christmas parties. Start talking to women, tell them you're a single dad.

They'll start trying to set you up with all their single mom friends. You get to pick the saner/better looking ones.

[Royal Dragon]

LOL!! I'm actually going to a Christmas party Friday! I am freinds with this Yoga girl. Her husband ownes an art gallery, and she invited me to thier anual carroling bash.

[Pork Chop]

lucky for me my brother's friend is throwing a big new year's bash.
my brother's newly divorced and this guy knows about my situation.
apparently every single girl he knows will be there.
probably not going to be my kinda people, but at least it's something until i make it overseas next year.

[SevenStar]

I have never gotten IMs like that. I guess they know better than to mess with me.

[lunghushan]

LOL!! I'm actually going to a Christmas party Friday! I am freinds with this Yoga girl. Her husband ownes an art gallery, and she invited me to thier anual carroling bash.

That's perfect. Hopefully she'll have some relatively sane and in shape friends, or the people there will. Anyway, this is an easy way because all you have to do is make yourself available, and they'll do the work.

[Royal Dragon]

I have never gotten IMs like that. I guess they know better than to mess with me.

Reply]
No, I think it's more like you are not dumb enough to encourage them, where as I apparently am.

[jon]

Stop talking to fat poor men on the internet, dui shenti bu hao.
(its bad for health)

[syn]

dude lik can't u see shes for real! send her the money!

[tug]

...but I could've sworn she called herself "Mary Monticello" in one of the original IMs, and then in the last one, she changed her last name to "Collins".

Either way, she's nuts.

TuG.