Kung Fu Femmes

[doug maverick]

i've done live martial arts shows and i've seen the results when you use poor martial rtist you can't beat the real thing when it comes to doing these kinds of shows, sorry man. but start from scratch get reall martial artist with at least 4-5 years EXP. if you pm i can give you a list of people who are a plus martial arts performers. cause you can;t just be a martial artist you gotta be a performer as well you gotta know how to sell hits and give them in a correct way that makes the audience feel the action. again sorry no dice your sh!t sucked

[firepalm]

How did you find women with no rhythm?

c'mon, man just a little more practice please!

Bahahaha lmao

Tony Tony Tony........

Look & learn.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvsGmLgZSsg (the girl here that opens has skill your girls do not)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1FldiRdC3w (now the performers are only doing background for HK popstar Nick Tse but these folks got skill!)

http://www.impact2007.ca (check out the video on the opening front page)

Judging from the previous posts on this thread, the consensus is your girls got no 'Kung Fu'!

[ingchao]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvsGmLgZSsg (the girl here that opens has skill your girls do not)

That's what I'd Pay money to see.

Mr. Lau: That's what a woman w/skill should perform like.

[tonylaudati]

Tell you what, why don't you continue to spend time with your laptop writing destructive comments, and I'll continue to spend time with my troupe producing original, dynamic and provocative entertainment. Deal?

i've done live martial arts shows and i've seen the results when you use poor martial rtist you can't beat the real thing when it comes to doing these kinds of shows, sorry man. but start from scratch get reall martial artist with at least 4-5 years EXP. if you pm i can give you a list of people who are a plus martial arts performers. cause you can;t just be a martial artist you gotta be a performer as well you gotta know how to sell hits and give them in a correct way that makes the audience feel the action. again sorry no dice your sh!t sucked

[NJM]

Tell you what, why don't you continue to spend time with your laptop writing destructive comments, and I'll continue to spend time with my troupe producing original, dynamic and provocative entertainment. Deal?

Why did you perform at a weaboo convention?

[The Willow Sword]

Wow, that's brilliant, Doug

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Tell you what, why don't you continue to spend time with your laptop writing destructive comments, and I'll continue to spend time with my troupe producing original, dynamic and provocative entertainment. Deal?

Now Here is what he REALLY Meant to write:

(((Gee Doug, i really dont care about ANYONE'S Input.


Tell You what,Why dont you continue to waste your time writing what i already know about this sorry excuse for a martial arts demo and i will continue to have orgies with these women because LIKE BILLY BLANKS, i am CASHIN IN on da PuSHEYYYY!!! My Johnson is so sore i dont know how i keep up with it all. ))))

[doug maverick]

Tell you what, why don't you continue to spend time with your laptop writing destructive comments, and I'll continue to spend time with my troupe producing original, dynamic and provocative entertainment. Deal?

i tried to offer you some help with your crappy show, and ****ty as non martial artist that you got up there. and you try and single me out. you must be out side your mother f ucking mind. what did you expect when you came on here and show your piece of sh it show that we would say it was good. for your little sh!tty info i've done staged kung fu plays that have been praised by commoner and kung fu master alike, so watch who you single out. you better believe it, cause you seriously have no idea who your talking to. watch your step. and stop bring crap on this board

[ingchao]

Mr. Lau,

I think I've seen you in some of those clips you posted. If that is you, your technique is very good.
Why don't you expect that level from the other people in the show?
Or even help them develop their technique?

Plus, every time you post here, you get a negative response. Do you like the punishment or is it just free publicity?

[firepalm]

That's Tony defending not only the honor of his female performers but bad choreography & poor talent...

Anytime now Chinadoll aka Shaolinsky will appear on the board and reprimand everyone here for not Sugar Candy Coating our responses and instructing us in how to behave like real Martial Artists with some true love & peace code of the Philosophical Warrior crap......

Ahhh... another 'Kung Fu (?)' Femme thread...............

[tonylaudati]

KUNG FU FEMMES would like to officially congratulate its performers -- ELLE BENNETT, YUMI OH and LON MICHAEL LEE -- on being accepted into Jackie Chan's "Kung Fu Star" TV show competition.

They are three of thirty-six contestants who were chosen over 100,000 applicants here in the United States.

Elle, Yumi and Lon have been flown to China. They are currently in Shaolin training for this world-renowned competition. How cool is that?

Good luck, you guys! We miss you!

[Shaolinlueb]

dude, nice! good luck to them.

[The Willow Sword]

KUNG FU FEMMES would like to officially congratulate its "performers" -- ELLE BENNETT, YUMI OH and LON MICHAEL LEE -- on being accepted into Jackie Chan's "Kung Fu escort service" TV show competition.
Elle, Yumi and Lon have been flown to a brothel in China. How cool is THAT?


Time to Merge this thread with the other one. TWS

[Su Lin]

I wonder if this is why so many women start training at my club then within a short time they quit as it appears too hard and not flashy enough.
As a woman training hard in kung fu without all the flashy stuff and trying to take it seriously and show other women it can be done, "performances" don't help the cause. If they want something flashy or aerobic I tell them to go and do Body Combat instead.

I am not by any means saying that the kung fu femmes dont train hard or aren't athletic,they just don't really help things.

[tonylaudati]

For the past three years, KUNG FU FEMMES has given female martial arts performers a chance to display their talents in an otherwise male-dominated field that offers few opportunities for women.

Again, they are performers. Just as actors in cop shows don't fire real bullets, we instruct our players not to throw real punches or kicks.

KUNG FU FEMMES is for women who wish to perform, not compete.

[doug maverick]

no excuse for bad choreagraphy my man no excuse