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    ninja nanny granny

    couldn't resist posting this for the title alone...

    Michelle’s the Ninja granny!
    Apr 23 2008 by Gavin OConnor, South Wales Echo

    GRANDMOTHER Michelle Murray’s NHS day job means she has a knack with a needle.

    But the ninja nan is just as sharp with her bare hands and has a wicked spinning kick to match. That’s because the Cardiff-born phlebotomist has qualified as one of the UK’s best martial arts practitioners.

    Michelle, 44, has spent seven years training her way up to the exalted position of Fifth Dan black belt in ninjitsu – making her number two in the UK.

    The grandmother of two took up the discipline in 2001 after meeting her partner, Marc Moor, 51, a former bodyguard to a Greek shipping tycoon, and the couple are now the highest-ranked ninja pair in the UK and teach classes in Bridgend and the capital.

    “I met Marc at a junior doctors’ party,” said Michelle, formerly of Ely, Cardiff.

    “He invited me along to watch one of his classes and I was hooked.

    “It was a bit scary at first because it’s very much male-dominated.

    “But I developed a great sense of confidence and you gain a real calm through training.”

    The couple have been running Budo Warrior School classes at Plasnewydd Community Hall, Shakespeare Street, Roath, for seven years and they also have a class at the Bridgend YMCA.

    But for Michelle to reach her Fifth Dan rank, she had to travel to Japan to pass the mystical and ancient sakki test at the hands of Ninja Grandmaster Masaaki Hatsumi.

    Michelle, who started her medical training at Rookwood Hospital and has worked for the NHS for 22 years, said very few women have managed to pass.

    “You have to sit on the floor with your eyes closed. Hatsumi stands behind you, sword in hand (a bamboo sword, no longer a real sword) and then strikes down with an intent to kill the student.

    “If you dodge the attack successfully you get awarded the fifth dan.

    “This is the first step of Bufu (true warrior’s way).”

    Michelle, now living in Newnham- on-Severn in the Forest of Dean, said the student has to rely on sensing the strike before moving, which she did successfully.

    Marc passed his Fifth Dan in 1999 and now has the rank of Tenth Dan.

    “Women generally go for karate or kick-boxing,” said Michelle. “Ninjitsu is more defensive martial arts and I think everyone should give it a go.”
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    I agree wholeheartedly with her summary: Ninjitsu is 10X more manly than karate and kickboxing.


    But I have to question the ethical standards of anyone that would give a woman a 5th Dan in Ninjitsu. Isn't there some kind of female equivalent, like a Danielle?

    Just ridiculous. GGM Takeshi Ukeno is rolling in his grave.
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    Why do you always hear about people with 10th dans now days?

    From what I understand the 10th dan is very very rare, as is it represents the unattainable completion of your art...

    Are we soon to see 20th dans?
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    Why do you always hear about people with 10th dans now days?

    From what I understand the 10th dan is very very rare, as is it represents the unattainable completion of your art...

    Are we soon to see 20th dans?
    If you add up my dans, I have at least an 18th Dan. I'll be at 20 when my master dies, or I kill him to give him an honorable death, whichever comes first.
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    We had to shut down our first Shaolin Ninjitsu in Shangdong when a key mistranslation of ancient scrolls led to the entire clan bowing down to incense and burning buddhas everywhere in the province.
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    Why do you always hear about people with 10th dans now days?

    From what I understand the 10th dan is very very rare, as is it represents the unattainable completion of your art...

    Are we soon to see 20th dans?
    the ninja grandmaster, forgot his name said theirs alot more 10th dan's and above(think it goes to 15) because people are living longer and not getting killed by unnatural means as often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiz cool c View Post
    O I see I should have got my 15th dan and then I really could kick some butt. The fact is a blue belt in Bjj would kick any 15th dan ass in bujinkan. I'm willing to put money on this.

    Really if you have mats and training partners why not just work your techniques and then roll or do randori. Why would you waste your time doing all that nonsense.

    I have a black belt. It is made of leather and holds up my pants. A blue belt would clash with my khakis.
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    The Bujinkan (I don't know much about the other splinter factions/'kans) will not have much luck with realism until they stop initiating all their waza with that viciously retarded pseudo-spearhand/arm extension by the uke.

    No one on Earth, anywhere, ever, attacks like that.

    The mcdojo "karate" reverse-punch-into-front-stance "attack" was bad enough. This is a trillion times worse.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY-GkoY5LOY

    The Bujinkan has a lot of good stuff, but their pedagogical method (what there is of it, outside Japan)......sux.
    SevenStar: It's hilarious seeing people's reactions when they see a big, black dude with a sword walking toward them.

    Masterkiller: Especially when they're at the ATM.

    WTF? How did we go from the White Haired Devil strangling and beating guys to death in a teahouse, to Mr Miyagi and Jhoon Rhee?
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    Ninja moms

    Ninja mums urge women 'reclaim streets'
    * By Lucie van den Berg
    * From: Herald Sun
    * July 29, 2010 5:35AM

    URBAN ninja mums are urging frightened women to take back the streets.

    The fear factor, fuelled by reports of weekly stabbings and bashings in Melbourne, is feeding a revival of the ancient Japanese art of fighting.

    And nunchukkas, sais and staffs are not always the weapon of choice.

    "I am a weapon," black belt ninja Annette Christopherson declares.

    At just 150cm tall, the 50-something mum is a force to be reckoned with, without all the brawn.

    One Melbourne establishment, the Kevin Hawthorne Ninja School, is training mums and dads - and even kids as young as five - in the art of ninjitsu to protect themselves from street violence, bullying and home invasions.

    "Sadly the world which we live in is not safe - there are gang attacks, blade attacks, attacks on the way to the train. People have the right to feel safe," Ms Christopherson said.

    She said the keys to being a successful ninja were commitment, talent, balance, timing and psychology.

    "Any age group can learn - sometimes it can simply be a little pinch and knowing how much skin to take," she said.

    By using ninja techniques, a person could overcome just about any situation.

    "If you remain calm you can assess the situation. It also prevents the foe from feeding off your fear," she said.

    "You use your peripheral vision, which is where our camouflage and stealth work come in, wait it out and you can calmly take each attacker on at any situation or time."

    She said it was important to keep it simple.

    "You don't need to do fancy complicated moves, one step, two step, because by the time you get to step two, you're gone," she said.

    But don't go to a class expecting to learn the art of invisibility - it's more about pressure points and patience for this Romsey mother.

    Her daughter, Penny, is also in on the act.

    The 27-year-old has a brown belt and admits her skills give her the extra confidence she needs to walk the streets.
    nice pic. what did she step in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneChing View Post
    nice pic. what did she step in?
    dead perps!!!
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    I posted this already...

    ...it's on the The ugly hands of martial arts AND ALSO A NINJA! (vids) thread, but it bears repeating here.

    When I get a moment, I'll merge the loose ninja threads together here. Can't have loose ninjas running about now, can we?
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    Lindsay Lohan busted as a ninja!

    This explains so much.
    Lindsay Lohan Strips, Goes Ninja, Rolls Around Bed For Marc Ecko Campaign (PHOTOS)
    First Posted: 08- 4-10 11:00 AM | Updated: 08- 4-10 11:01 AM

    Lindsay Lohan was busy with a lot of provocative photo shoots before her stint in jail. The latest to surface is a Marc Ecko ad campaign for his online presence. Lohan shows off her chest, wears a ninja hat and rolls around in a bed for the photos.

    She also did German GQ, Maxim and some porn star promos.

    For more People.com has a video of the sexy shoot, TMZ has more behind-the-scenes photos.

    Samples below of both, in addition to one of the ads.
    Get your ninja hats here!
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    drunken ninja

    ninja meyraiyuth?
    Self-described 'ninja' charged with Mountain Home burglary
    September 27, 2010

    A 40-year-old Joliet, Ill., man was arrested for burglary Saturday afternoon in a neighborhood south of Mountain Home.

    The Baxter County Sheriff's Office received a call at about 4:38 p.m. on Saturday reporting that a man had broken into a home on Big Pond Circle. Deputy Aaron Brown responded to the call and apprehended a man who was drunk and who refused to cooperate or to divulge his identity.

    It was soon determined that the suspect was Wayne Alan Rogers, a resident of Joliet, who had been staying with the person next door to the house that Rogers broke into, according to a sheriff's office release. After the neighbor left, he had broken into her home and taken some beer and other alcoholic beverages. He subsequently was heard to boast that he was a "ninja," able to enter and exit a house unseen, according to the report.

    Rogers was booked on charges of residential burglary, theft of property and obstructing governmental operations. He posted a $25,220 bond and was released until his scheduled appearance in circuit court on Oct. 7.

    — From Sheriff John Montgomery
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    Nordstrom ninja

    I've put ninjas back on my web newsfeed because of KungFuMagazine.com's NINJA STAR 2010. Now I'm wondering why I didn't keep it there since last year. Ninja news is so interesting.

    Cops: man dressed as Ninja hid in Nordstrom’s for after-hours shoplifting spree
    By briancox Special to the Tribune at 2:20 p.m.

    Chances are that a Nordstrom employee charged with hiding in the Skokie department store after hours, then going on a midnight shoplifting spree, didn’t select his outfit from Nordstrom’s fall line.

    Carlo Frank Settecase, 21, of the 9400 block of Leamington Avenue in Skokie, was dressed in a Ninja-like outfit as he casually strolled through the Westfield Old Orchard mall department store for several hours in the dead of night, stealing more than $30,000 worth of merchandise, police said.

    Settecase worked as a switchboard operator in the store and on Friday, after a three-week investigation, he was charged with felony theft in connection with the theft, according to a police report.

    Police said that when store security locked the doors and left for the night on Sept. 5, Settecase was hiding under a desk in the switchboard operators booth on the store’s second floor. He emerged from his hiding place shortly before 8 p.m. and was filmed by store surveillance cameras walking through the store wearing a black top, with a grey hood, a ski mask over his face, black gloves, black shorts and black socks without shoes, the police report said.

    “It was just all black and stuff,” Skokie police officer Tammy Jacobsen said Tuesday. “Other than to mask his identity I don’t know what his reasoning was behind that.”

    According to police, the surveillance tapes show Settecase walking through the men’s fragrance department, the handbag section, the fine jewelry section and other departments casually selecting items and placing them in a mail tote box.

    “Settecase went to different sections of the store throughout that evening and selected more merchandise which he placed into the male tote box. Settecase returned to the mailroom after each trip, where he placed all of the merchandise he had selected. This continued until approximately 1 a.m. on Sept. 6,” the police report said.

    After returning to his hiding place, police said Settecase was discovered by a housekeeper at around 2 a.m. and told her he worked at the store and was staying there because he had family problems and did not have a place to stay. He repeated the same story to another employee who discovered him laying on his back under a desk shortly before 8 a.m. Both employees reported Settecase’s odd behavior to their superiors, police said.

    The next day, a Nordstrom employee noticed that two expensive handbags were missing.

    Managers knew that Settecase had stayed in the store overnight and after reviewing store surveillance footage, it didn’t take them long to figure out what had allegedly happened.

    “They reviewed video surveillance, which revealed the subject disguised in the ski mask selecting numerous items of Nordstrom merchandise. They believed the subject to be Settecase since there were no other know Nordstrom customers or employees in the building at the time,” the police report said.

    Store security also checked eBay and learned that two jars of LeMar facial cream, identical to ones sold at Nordstrom, were being offered on an account used by Settecase on the online auction site, police said, adding store surveillance footage also showed Settecase leaving the store after his Sept. 6 shift with bags stuffed with stolen merchandise.

    On Friday, confronted with all the evidence against him, police said Settecase confessed, saying he planned to sell the merchandise he had stolen from the store on eBay and use the proceeds to buy a motorcycle. Authorities said he also told them that criminal activity portrayed in the television shows “The Sopranos,” “Dexter” and “Breaking Bad” influenced him to commit the theft because the characters on those shows committed criminal acts and got away with it.

    “I think that reality and the movies, people need to separate the difference,” Jacobsen said. “The criminal will be caught, and it’s only in the movies that they get away with it.”

    Settecase had hidden the loot at his parents’ house, where he also lives, and when police searched the home, they recovered 77 pieces of stolen merchandise, officials said. Nearly 30 items did not have price tags, but those that did — including handbags, wallets, facial creams, watches, clothing and fragrances — had a total value of more than $29,000, police said.

    Police on Tuesday were crediting store employees with helping authorities catch and charge Settecase.

    “It’s because of the store employees noticing that stuff was missing, being alert, as well as the cleaning crew coming forward saying they did see someone sleeping there,” said Jacobsen. “I’m giving them credit for being observant.”

    Nordstrom officials in the store’s Seattle corporate office said they were unaware of the theft or any similar cases.

    “We don’t generally discuss employees matter in situations where the authorities have become involved,” said Shelby Koontz, a Nordstrom public affairs specialist.

    Settecase is scheduled for a Friday hearing at the Skokie courthouse.
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    ninjas. ****.

    Keeping a ninja news thread ttt-ed is so easy.

    Check out the new Warrior's Way trailer, coming to theaters on Dec 3rd.
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    Ninjas Against Domestic Violence

    Somewhat oxymoronic, but ultimately a good cause.

    Ninjas Against Domestic Violence

    October 04, 2010
    Sorority uses ninja game to raise awareness of domestic violence
    News | Emily Dobler
    Credit: Jaclyn Stutz/Art Staff

    The game “Ultimate Ninja” has conventionally been used in the past as a fun bonding exercise by Carnegie Mellon students. However, last Friday, it was used instead to raise awareness about domestic violence. Given the chance to be ninjas for a day, students across campus signed up and participated in a giant game of “Ultimate Ninja.”

    Taking place in Donner Ditch, the game boasted around 30 players, all competing to be the last ninja standing. The grand prize was a $50 gift certificate to Chipotle. The competitive, fast-paced game lasted over two hours. The participants not only enjoyed an afternoon of fun, but also helped raise money and awareness against domestic violence.

    Since October is nationally recognized as Domestic Violence Awareness Month, the event “Ninjas Against Domestic Violence” started off the month on a high note, raising over $1,000. All the proceeds went directly to the Women’s Shelter of Greater Pittsburgh, one of the first shelters built for battered women and children in the country. According to the website (www.wcspittsburgh.org), “each year more than 5,200 individuals — women, children, and some men — utilize our services for domestic violence victims.”

    Ninjas Against Domestic Violence was organized through Carnegie Mellon’s sorority Alpha Chi Omega, as increasing awareness against domestic violence is one of its main goals. Rosie Weisburgh, a senior mechanical engineering major and the vice president of fraternity relations for Alpha Chi Omega, created the event in hopes that by “being bold, and doing something unique, we would raise more interest.... My personal goal is to raise over $2,000 over the course of the month.” Along with help from Courtney Bruggeman, a senior mathematical sciences major and member of Alpha Chi Omega, the event grew quickly.

    “While our main goal behind the event was to raise a lot of money for the Pittsburgh Women’s Shelter, we were really excited when people asked us more about the cause. As the kickoff event of Domestic Violence Awareness Month, we really hope that people will remember this event and come to our others to help support the cause,” Weisburgh said.

    “At first I thought Ninjas Against Domestic Violence was an unusual event, but a lot of people showed up and we all had a really fun time. The event was for a really good cause, and I’m so glad I participated in it,” said Colleen Treacy, a sop****re physics major.

    In addition to Ninjas against Domestic Violence, the sorority sells luminary candles throughout October and has an annual Vera Bradley brand product sale in the spring to continually raise money for the Pittsburgh Women’s Shelter.

    “If the event is successful, which I think it will be since the game of ‘Ultimate Ninja’ has become fairly popular on campus, I could definitely see it becoming a repeated philanthropy event,” said Sara Hoge, participant of the event and service chair for Alpha Chi Omega.

    “Personally, I think this is a great cause, because domestic violence is a problem in America that hits home for a lot of people, and donating to the Pittsburgh Woman’s Shelter is a way to help right here in the local community,” Hoge said.
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