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    Worst Martial Arts Movie Ever!!!!!

    The most horrible ma movie ever has to be a movie called......
    Kickboxing Academy!!!!! This movie is so bad that you'll die!
    Seriously the choerography(sp?) is really bad and, the ending is horrible!!!!! The head instructor of some dum school takes out an automatic gun out of nowhere and starts shooting in the air,the a 3 foot kid uppercuts him and he gets knoucked out!!! I was so confused in this movie.. anyone else see it???
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    Worst Martial Arts Movie Ever!!!!!

    Matrix
    Pretty ****ing bad fight scenes
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    The fight scenes in the Matrix were eye candy to the western audience. But hey, I really respect Yuen Wo Ping's work and I believe his intention was to choreograph stuff that appeals the general audience.
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    the new tnn has an endless supply of those white guy karate movies like "The Perfect Weapon" etc. But they also have most extreme elimination challenge (aka Takeshi's Island), an awesome show.
    I do not ever see Sifu do anything that could be construed as a hula dancer- hasayfu

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    Hey Hey Hey, no denouncing Matrix now ok? They revolutionized the whole slow sequence motion spectrum, where you can jump up in the mid air or see bullets pass by. lol. It's all for fun, besides, there some Chen Tai Chi thrown in there as well. I mean if you noticed or not, when Neo decides to save Morpheus in the Matrix, and he's fully loaded with all the gears and guns, you'd notice him performing the push hands on the first guard initiating the fight actions. Now that was Tai Chi.... if you wanted them to do slow form of Tai Chi in Matrix... ahh, think anyone wanna pay for the movie to watch it? lol. Besides, in my opinion, it was a lot better than most of the choreographed flops that Jet Li made in the past as well as Jackie Chan.
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    the Big Boss

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    Hahaha

    Yea the Matrix Hahahahahahahaha.
    Go Surf!
    Train hard and work hard to gain mastery.
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    Spread good karma!!! Because if you dont, you get hit by bad karma!!!
    Then you will step in dog crap!!!=)
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    Kickfighter, without question.

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    Tower of Death was somewhat odd in my opinion.
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    The Matrix
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    Let me guess, all you Matrix-haters are big Lord of the Rings fans, right?
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    Hahahaha you betcha!!!
    Go Surf!
    Train hard and work hard to gain mastery.
    Do not train and you gain nothing.
    Spread good karma!!! Because if you dont, you get hit by bad karma!!!
    Then you will step in dog crap!!!=)
    Karate's better!!!

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    Wink Worst movie ever???

    Worst martial arts movie(s) ever is a multiple tie, essentially anything done by Chuck Norris!

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    Let me add....

    Anything that Van Damme has done is also tied with anything that Chuck Norris has done as worst possible martial arts movie(s).

    Oh and add anything also done by Joe Lewis (Jaguar Lives... arrrrrrrggggghhh.... bad, bad, bad totally wrong)


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