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    Do I Have A Story For You Guys

    Got jumped by some chinese thugs in Beijing at a lady bar two nights ago.
    So my girls out of tow and I'm bored. I decide to go to a popular bar street. Everyone is trying to get me to go into their lady bars. Finely I get sucked into one.

    Ok as soon as I'm inside they lead me to a karaoke room and tell me to wait and a women will come and keep me company. So she comes in and I order us both a drink. After I finish mine I am ready to go because I felt uncofortable there. So she tells me to wait and she comes bake with five drinks in here hand. I say Im not paying for those and begin to leave . She blocks the door and calls out for someone. Some shrimpy dude comes in acting tough. They want me to stay and are blocking the door. So I start to open the door and the guy grabs me. I give him a quick shove and he goes into the karoke machine. Now she calls for someon else. A second guy come in. he is a little biger then me. So they are both coming at me.I move back because I dont want to do any offence because I dont know what to expect. I back up and fellonto the caoch. The big guy is reaching at me. I'm in an open guard and keeping him at bay He then starts takeing shots at my face and when he gets to close I kick him in the face. Now the hooker is smacking at me and the small guy is doingsometing but cant really reach me. So they guy never landed a shot because I used an effective open guard and ened up kicking him in the face about five time.

    The manager eventualy comes in and the fighting stops. I gave him some money just to get out of there. I left and went home. They really never got anything on me. And the one guy whos face I kicked had a cut on his head that was bleeding.
    Grappling seems to almost alway come into play I wonder how the chinese didn't come to realize this.

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    thats what you get for visiting a ladies bar!!
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    Man, if I had a nickel for every time Chinese gangsters tried to extort money from me by having strippers order extra drinks....
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    I have similar stories from my visit to China. A group of us went to a dance club though, and ended up getting jumped by about 8-10 guys. I wonder how common that stuff is, LOL
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    Whatever happened to the nice, respectable strippers who would steal your money after they got your pants off?
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    So a Chinese guy was bigger than you???

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    Yea I'm only 5 foot 9 and 160 pounds.

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    "After I finish mine I am ready to go because I felt uncofortable there."

    I feel the same way everytime I go to bars or hosue parties. esp withd runk frat people yelling and running around, or where its really crowded. How else am I ever expected to lsoe my virginity though if I cant even meet anyone there?

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    You could commit a crime?
    Those that are the most sucessful are also the biggest failures. The difference between them and the rest of the failures is they keep getting up over and over again, until they finally succeed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by JetLi'sFearless View Post
    "After I finish mine I am ready to go because I felt uncofortable there."

    I feel the same way everytime I go to bars or hosue parties. esp withd runk frat people yelling and running around, or where its really crowded. How else am I ever expected to lsoe my virginity though if I cant even meet anyone there?
    Do like they do. Get drunk, yell, run around, and get lost in the crowd. You're sure to lose your virginity somewhere in the mix.... Hint, hint: You don't go to frat parties to meet your future wife.

    Or, find a good girl with morals at a sober campus function, and then corrupt her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaolin Wookie View Post
    Or, find a good girl with morals at a sober campus function, and then corrupt her.
    This is the hard way to go about it, but it's so much more satisfying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden Arms View Post
    I have similar stories from my visit to China. A group of us went to a dance club though, and ended up getting jumped by about 8-10 guys. I wonder how common that stuff is, LOL
    that happened to my sihing. he charged too of them to get away, and put them in the hospital. i guess he injured one really bad.
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho Mantis View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charles T Rose View Post
    So a Chinese guy was bigger than you???
    don't be ignorant

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